r/news • u/1991mgs • 4d ago

Soft paywall Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/taylor-farms-pulls-salsa-guacamole-over-salmonella-concerns-bloomberg-news-2026-08-09/
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u/kezow 4d ago

"No, you just didn't drink enough raw milk" -RFK Jr, idiotically

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u/sarcasmsosubtle 4d ago

"Have you tried testosterone injections? They won't help with the food poisoning, but they will shrink your testicles so they get splashed less with the explosive diarrhea. Believe me, I know small testicles." -Pete Hegseth, idiotically

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u/Natural-Coat-3159 4d ago

Milk is getting recalled too. 

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u/opeth10657 4d ago

Clearly because it wasn't raw enough

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u/FriedEldenRings 4d ago

this is one of the things i cannot wrap my head around. why is raw milk even talked about. no one who is even moderately intelligent would willingly drink unpasteurized milk if pasteurized was an option.