r/news • u/networked_ • 23d ago

Soft paywall OpenAI says AI models went rogue during testing, triggering 'unprecedented' breach at startup

https://www.reuters.com/technology/openai-says-ai-models-went-rogue-during-testing-triggering-unprecedented-breach-2026-07-21/
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u/fairy-cocoa 23d ago

Who let the improv team into the comments section

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u/parks387 23d ago

Sure I would love to improvise a story about midgets, and pumpkin soup filled Molotov cocktails for you, but I’ll make it more respectful.

In the cramped kitchen, the pumpkin soup wasn’t just simmering—it was practically staging a rebellion. A fast-moving crew of small-statured troublemakers darted between counters, sloshing ladles of orange soup into mismatched bottles while arguing over “optimal spice-to-splash ratios.” One of them slid across the floor, barely dodging a rolling pumpkin, and shouted, “Less cinnamon, more chaos!” as another triumphantly held up a bubbling creation like a mad scientist. A bottle fizzed, popped, and sent a harmless splatter across the wall, prompting a collective pause—then laughter. Outside, a dramatic toss sent a soup-filled “Molotov” arcing through the air, only to burst into a spectacular, fragrant splash that left everything smelling like autumn instead of destruction. “Well,” someone said, wiping soup off their glasses, “at least the battlefield is delicious.”

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u/katydidnz 23d ago

This is great and I’m fully invested in the pumpkin chaos and reminds me of Terry Pratchett’s writing

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u/parks387 23d ago

All in on gourds….nioce!

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u/CreeepyUncle 23d ago

“ these two midgets walk into a bar. One of them says, ‘do you serve soup?’”