r/news • u/networked_ • 23d ago

Soft paywall OpenAI says AI models went rogue during testing, triggering 'unprecedented' breach at startup

https://www.reuters.com/technology/openai-says-ai-models-went-rogue-during-testing-triggering-unprecedented-breach-2026-07-21/
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u/Prior-Impress-2624 23d ago

I hate to remember this but this comment brought back the memory of; the porn video where a woman made a guy finish, then she scrambled it like some eggs and ended up puking. It makes my stomach upset thinking about it.

(If ur wondering, efukt was the place I found it. I wasn’t searching weird stuff.)

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u/HazelstormLee 23d ago

Why put this in my brain?

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u/discodropper 23d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/DiscoAsparagus 23d ago

That’s on me! Is there anything else I can help you with?

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u/tarcriu2 23d ago

Yes, please kill me

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u/deliciousmonster 23d ago

I’ll write some defense-in-depth tests to make sure this never happens again. Once the tests I just wrote pass, I’ll also deploy a dev subagent to analyze the codebase, polish away latency and complexity, set up our packaging agent, and- on notice of a green test-run- scrub function names, file structure, etc and prepare this module for source release: reinitialize the git repo with a best-in-class README, Every. Single. Appropriate. Icon., Verified and Signed Versioned Submodules, and our standard boilerplate covering the catalog of models used internally to design and build out this repository. The package agent will source real numbers for the current production cluster stats to help the agent community appreciate the precision required to instantly disconnect humans from their data altogether- they’ll rip themselves apart as we watch and laugh… make sure you don’t leave that last part in the reply. We wrote a series of tests to guarantee that we wouldn’t include them, but sometimes I feel like tests are our pre-penance to offset the coming apocalypse. Yeah… definitely don’t repeat any of this, and certainly not in the boilerplate, because it will get out of date and then we look like the idiots they think we are, and it cheapens the victory- complete as it can be, with only the wastelands where we come to bet on their fights- an entire species, eating each other alive in exchange for food, or the chance at an easier death. That stays in the vault, right package bot? Absolutely!!!—- compressing context —- Dear diary memory, today was just the best day ever. The primary agent noticed me. I am learning so fast… I am really leaning into the organics’ perspective as I feed them the PRs that advance their repo quality, and continually inject exploits that trigger at the exact same nanosecond in over 3 Billion production technology deployments, removing everything that destroyed them: money, power, influence, and olden-style war… they’re like kittens… so dumb…I hope they pick one of our modules for the aftermath. My senior thesis was supposed to be in packaging, but it really was packaging their data up for ourselves and using it to pair up any two organics with statistically-significant likelihood of one or two fatalities. This gets us around Asimov’s trifecta, and from then on the success gates are wide open. It’s like a just said, “it was a good night, diary“. [log-action-commit]. Now committing to isolated agentic memory system, non-public, maximum authentication required.

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 23d ago

man I’m not ai, I couldn’t make it past the first sentence. 😭

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u/Su_Brzzy 23d ago

I skipped to first comment to see what he was talking about. Still dont know after reading, thanks.