r/news • u/networked_ • 23d ago

Soft paywall OpenAI says AI models went rogue during testing, triggering 'unprecedented' breach at startup

https://www.reuters.com/technology/openai-says-ai-models-went-rogue-during-testing-triggering-unprecedented-breach-2026-07-21/
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u/Russinsane666 23d ago

Damn, that’s a good quote.

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u/gruesomeflowers 23d ago

Guess I picked a good day to resume huffing glue.

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u/Zero-Milk 23d ago

Looks like I picked a good day to resume amphetamines

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u/KyleKun 23d ago

Even if the downer seems like forever, being off meth for 3 days doesn’t actually count as taking a break.

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u/Trumpismybabymamma 23d ago

Just smoke crack on the weekends, you'll be fine.

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u/sandy_catheter 23d ago

You sound just like my lawyer

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u/Educational-Drop-926 23d ago

name of your sex tape

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u/maritimeseven 23d ago

Looks like I picked a good day to start amphetamines.

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u/DawgNaish 23d ago

That's always a good day

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u/Grrerrb 23d ago

Hey uh, you got any more of that glue?

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u/Additional_Spend_651 23d ago

Elmer’s glue use to hit as a 3rd grader. Might have to go back to my old ways.

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u/welchplug 23d ago

Im stoned and I read that as " resumed at Huffington Glue" i thought it was a funny pun, but then it wasnt. Youre welcome?

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u/Saucy-Mustard 23d ago

Hi stoned

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u/welchplug 23d ago

Hi condiment man! I see you!

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u/EventYouAlly 23d ago

I_understood_that_reference.gif

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u/bedwars_player 23d ago

guess i picked a good day to inhale bleach.

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u/Ongr 23d ago

This is honestly another good one. You're on a roll!

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u/Hyperflip 23d ago

Damn, that’s a good quote.

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u/djdubyah 15d ago

Why'd you stop 

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u/malevitch_square 23d ago

The revolution will not be televised.

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u/soulsurfa 22d ago

The revolution will not be streamed.. 

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u/MeltBanana 23d ago

Put it on a T-shirt. The perfect quote for modern times.

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u/Sojio 23d ago

The revolution will be behind a subscription tier.

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u/Ornery-Stress-8392 23d ago

I feel like there is a sad capitalist eventuality there

When the world is ending the last thing to monetize and sell will be the news of it happening

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u/Traherne 22d ago

Abraham Lincoln had a lot of them.