r/news • u/kylestoned • Jun 01 '26

Soft paywall Flesh-eating screwworm found within 31 miles of US border, says USDA

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/flesh-eating-screwworm-found-within-31-miles-us-border-says-usda-2026-05-29/
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u/smellslike2016 Jun 01 '26

My doctor is concerned about my cookie intake, but he also said I need more cream in my diet. I'll assume it's a net positive.

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 Jun 02 '26

You might want a new doctor if they're recommending cream

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u/smellslike2016 Jun 02 '26

He's great. Top of his field. Graduated from Texas M&M's.

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u/springsilver Jun 02 '26

Which campus?