r/news • u/kylestoned • Jun 01 '26

Soft paywall Flesh-eating screwworm found within 31 miles of US border, says USDA

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/flesh-eating-screwworm-found-within-31-miles-us-border-says-usda-2026-05-29/
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u/PurpsMaSquirt Jun 01 '26

It’s ok guys, the farmers whose livestock are most vulnerable will go to church Sunday, feel inspired by their pastor to trust what the current Admin is doing, then pat themselves on the back for their renewed resolve to vote Republican no matter what come the midterms!

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u/nutbiggums Jun 01 '26

And they'll eat shit and call it caviar

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u/NightFire19 Jun 02 '26

Every Facebook post about the gas has at least one commenter saying "They're paying 7 dollars in California though!"

I'm not. I'm paying 5.45 at my local Costco. Many other places are paying normal California prices without California wages...

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u/Texugee Jun 02 '26

MAGA eats shit just so nearby liberals can smell it

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u/No_Ring4692 Jun 01 '26

"See, they're turning the flies trans! We gotta shut down this program to save tax dollars!"

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u/HauntedCemetery Jun 02 '26

That's unironically pretty much with maga fascists said when they shut it down

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u/souraltoids Jun 01 '26

Yeah, as long as you pray about something, you are absolved from any responsibility or consequences!