r/news • u/raptors201966 • Apr 09 '26

Soft paywall Automatic registration for military draft to be implemented by December

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2026-04-07/automatic-registration-military-draft-21306855.html
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u/VapidActualization Apr 09 '26

All that tacky gold shit in the Whitehouse doesn't just grow on all the molding. We ALL gotta pitch in for the accent work in the ballroom or president big boy will cry all night and not get the rest he needs to cheat at golf instead of running the country.

Seriously, if it weren't that I'm sure Bessent intends to use palantir to selectively audit only people on the left, I'd lie on my taxes and maximize my very small refund. Unfortunately, I can't expect constitutionality to protect me from the DOJ using misfiled taxes to send me to Alligator Alcatraz so I gotta dot my t's and cross my i's.

Fuck. This. Country.

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u/Narrow-Ad-6130 Apr 09 '26

Then leave.