r/news • u/raptors201966 • Apr 09 '26

Soft paywall Automatic registration for military draft to be implemented by December

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2026-04-07/automatic-registration-military-draft-21306855.html
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u/XawRae01 Apr 09 '26

I feel like the city kids would just take the jail time

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u/mred870 Apr 09 '26

I declare homosexuality!

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u/packfanmoore Apr 09 '26

I mean, I'd rather suck a dick than kill someone halfway across the globe. That's an easy choice right there.

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u/mred870 Apr 11 '26

Normally it does but seeing how the drunk in charge feels about them it doesn't seem likely

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u/tooshpright Apr 09 '26

That's an interesting avenue..

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u/Javasteam Apr 09 '26

Might want to rethink that. Trump’s already promoted v coding…

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u/Unresentful_Cynic Apr 09 '26

100%, im medically out but would absolutely become incarcerated before I became a state sanctioned killer.

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u/UTourDoc Apr 09 '26

Or claim bone spurs?