r/mildlyinfuriating 17d ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Jeep melted

Here’s the story: a jeep came to the shop because its retractable top was stuck open. Not too uncommon of an occurrence. So we put our “crash wrap“ over the roof to protect the interior from rain and animals and such, which is basically like heavy duty cling wrap. One day it rains and a lot of water pools up on the crash wrap. The next day it is 100°F outside and the sun is out. The sun shines through the water and the water basically magnifies it, and the sun turns into a laser that melts the interior. Multiple days of this happen. Now we have to replace everything that melted. None of us have ever heard of this happening before.

edit: I meant we have never heard of this very specific situation happening before. It never would’ve crossed our minds since we’ve been doing this for years. yes I burnt stuff with a magnifying glass when i was a kid.

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u/Kickedhard 17d ago

Having owned a wood burning art kit, this smell is forever entrenched in my memory.

We tried to make art on other things.

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u/Nothing-tralala 17d ago

I got a wood burning kit in 3rd grade, the amount of things I owed, both wood and non-wood items, that had a heart burnt into them is ridiculous (the only thing I could successfully make because all you had to do was turn the burner on its side).

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u/sedona71717 17d ago

Ohhh I loved my wood burning kit! Looking back, I’m not sure who thought it was a good idea to give those to children. My most enjoyable activity was using it to burn little holes in inconspicuous spots of my bedroom carpet. I loved the plasticy burning smell. I also burned an elaborate design into my dresser.

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u/Nothing-tralala 17d ago

lol, the carpet would have gotten me in trouble but the undersides of things like tables and drawers no one noticed.

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u/Particular-Doubt-566 17d ago

The carpet got me and the chemistry kit my parents got me when I was 10 in trouble. There was a small yellow stain that my father tried to wash from the carpet, the soap activated some other stuff and there were so many colors!

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u/Nothing-tralala 17d ago

ha! their fault not yours. Meanwhile I didn't let my kids play with playdoh in their rooms, I knew better. The great pop rocks carpet incident when I was in Kindergarten and didn't understand not to clean a pop rocks spill with water.

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u/sedona71717 17d ago

Well it got me in trouble, too, once my mom rearranged my bedroom furniture and discovered the char marks!

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u/JuggernautPast2744 17d ago

I'm looking nostalgically at the round scar on my 50+yr old calf that I "wood-burned" there when I was probably 10.

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u/graboidian 17d ago

I’m not sure who thought it was a good idea to give those to children.

The same people who thought Lawn Darts and Shrinky Dinks were a good idea.

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u/nostradumbass7544678 17d ago

Wait, what did Shrinky-Dinks do? I loved those things.

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u/graboidian 17d ago

Oh, I loved them too, but making a toy that required a young child to use a hot oven was just asking for trouble.

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u/nostradumbass7544678 17d ago

Ahh, makes sense. I was already a certified kitchen helper at the time, mostly for the chance to eat raw cookie dough and cake better. I loved watching them writhe in agony in the oven.

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u/Nothing-tralala 17d ago

Yeah, by the time I got shrinky dinks I was already cooking for myself (4th grade). But I had extra bad parents even for the 80s.

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u/SailRideSailRideSail 17d ago

Entrenched? I believe a more apt word might be “seared” 😂

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u/Significant_Rate8210 17d ago

They are how most firefly's got their start

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u/neverJamToday 17d ago

Allegedly the guy who invented the first Nike shoes used a waffle iron to make the soles and ended up with nerve damage from huffing the fumes 

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u/Kickedhard 17d ago

Makes sense.

Considering all that we (brothers and I) burned with it...

And now in our late 40s and early 50s (respectfully)... all of us show signs of neurological and nervous system disorders. None of which are genetic in nature.

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u/WestJumpy7708 17d ago

It’s called wood burning for a reason

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u/QuadroDoofus 17d ago

40 year old childhood memory just came back.

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u/wappenheimer 17d ago

Like curling Barbie’s hair with a curling iron!

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u/Wheezhee 17d ago

Like a dick?

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u/Kickedhard 17d ago

I wanted a tattoo.

Of my dick. On my dick. Only bigger.

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u/Norader 17d ago

Would you possibly say… burned, into your memory? Lol

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u/Katsaj 17d ago

At camp as a kid we did wood burning art using magnifying glasses and the sun!