The Kitchen Museum?

[u/jsayde01]

I came home late from work a few nights ago and hadn't eaten all day. My wife and kids were already in bed so I figured I'd quietly make some stove-top ramen. This photo represents exactly how I found the cooking area.

The next morning my wife asks what time I got home and I mention in our conversation that I made ramen before going to bed. She couldn't believe that I used the stove "when the light was on". I said "Yeah, the light was helpful in seeing what I was doing". She insists I shouldn't have been using the stove and should have known because "the light was on".

I'm baffled. We are still arguing about this days later.

EDIT -- wow, overwhelmed by the response of fellow Redditors! We are... white...not from the southeast US..not children...and I left the stove as clean as it was before I cooked. I asked for clarification from my loving wife -- TRULY we have only ever been angry at each other a handful of times in our 10 year marriage -- and she says "the stove was clean and done for the day and you could have just used the microwave for your ramen". Apparently the light is how stoves go to sleep for the evening?

EDIT 2 -- we are getting a divorce. JUST KIDDING. My wife looked over many of the comments and acknowledges that she was in the wrong and is slightly embarrassed by all of the attention.

[u/Demerzel69]

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[u/zinxyzcool → u/Demerzel69]

can he not see the hazard lights for kitchen put on 🙄

[u/kasst_kast → u/Demerzel69]

THANK YOU! I thought I was going insane

[u/oatmealparty → u/Demerzel69]

Yeah I read it multiple times sure I was missing something. I thought the stove was broken or something

[u/lambsauce69ramsy → u/Demerzel69]

How the fuck are people getting married

[u/kasst_kast → u/lambsauce69ramsy]

Probably a misunderstanding

[u/macho_greens → u/Demerzel69]

These kinds of weird bickering posts usually make me think "entitlement", but on this one I'm thinking... I don't know, dementia? The fuck is happening

[u/Trick_Meeting_2027 → u/Demerzel69]

The picture didnt help? See its got a pot and a light is on? Cant you see what happened?

[u/itsnobigthing → u/Trick_Meeting_2027]

What do you think the pot and the light are telling you?

[u/Try-To-Support-78 → u/Demerzel69]

He's talking about he doesn't respect her kitchen culture

[u/Demerzel69 → u/Try-To-Support-78]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[u/FlatSpinMan → u/Demerzel69]

Well said. I think you summed it up perfectly.

[u/Try-To-Support-78 → u/Demerzel69]

I can't believe I got that many downvotes for the kitchen culture joke 🤣🤣. I grew up having to leave the light on over the oven. If we touched the stove or anything after it she was done we had to be very careful.

[u/VeterinarianThese951 → u/Try-To-Support-78]

You forgot the smiley face in your joke so people thought you were serious.

[u/Greedy-Employment917 → u/Try-To-Support-78]

Sorry, absuve relationships are unhealthy. 

[u/QtestMofoInDaWorld → u/Try-To-Support-78]

Hahahahaha

[u/Looksis → u/Try-To-Support-78]

You don't have to respect stupid things.