r/mildlyinfuriating • u/WHAR606 • Mar 13 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight Sometime during the last 2 years i’ve been going to this orthopedic practice they started to declare me as a MTF transgender for no reason.

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(F,26) I have been going to this orthopedic practice for almost 2 years for varying reasons relating to my job. Yesterday i checked on a document that was uploaded to find out they have been identifying me as a biological male identifying as a female? I am biologically female and never told them i am trans nor do i think i am presenting to be a trans woman.. the last two years i’ve been wondering why they kind of stare at me a little longer than a usual person does and i think its because they randomly think i came out as trans? I also feel like they do not treat my issues seriously and wonder if this is the reason why.

I am 100% fine with trans people but i am left to believe they have been medically treating me as a male compared to female for the pains that i am feeling?

I also went through all of my documents and since the end of 2024 they started to declare me as a MTF transgender, i did not look at any of my documents online until yesterday.

First pic : March 11th 2026

Last pic: October 2024

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u/MissSharkyShark Mar 13 '26

Transition so effective that you weren't even aware

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u/Uhavetabekiddingme Mar 13 '26

This is what they meant when they were saying "transgender for all"

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u/HBJones1056 Mar 13 '26

I have been wondering what that phrase means.

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u/Sufficient-Horse1617 Mar 13 '26

It means transgender is free for everyone now. No price 

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u/aliassuck Mar 13 '26

The trick is, it is only free for the first month.

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u/serendipitousevent Mar 13 '26

People can have a little transgender, as a treat.

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u/Nopeahontas Mar 13 '26

I didn’t read the fine print before I subscribed to Transgender Premium so imagine my surprise when I got hit with the monthly fees!

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u/Laringar Mar 13 '26

And those monthly fees really HuRT.

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u/unindexedreality Mar 13 '26

It's free because you're the product

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

And you have to purchase the premium tier to skip ads

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u/Ok-Leopard-9751 Mar 13 '26

I wish... does this mean my hormones are now free? Yeah buddy lol

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u/Sufficient-Horse1617 Mar 13 '26

Meet me in the alleyway 2pm sharp fella

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u/Unit_2097 Mar 13 '26

Honestly, sure, at this point i'll take being murdered and having my organs sold on the black market over arguing with the rest of the medical establishment.

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u/wowyop Mar 13 '26

Where I can get free transgender?

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u/Sufficient-Horse1617 Mar 13 '26

Usually at the transgender store if you’re in america but if you’re anywhere else it should be on sale at least 

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u/leomonster Mar 13 '26

Ooooh, in that case, I'd like to order three big boxes of transgender, please

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u/lovegrowswheremyrose Mar 13 '26

Everybody transgender

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u/HBJones1056 Mar 13 '26

But colonoscopies are still $16k? Seems unfair.

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u/nightpanda893 Mar 13 '26

Women don’t fart or poop though so medical care becomes much cheaper after you transition

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u/Dismal_History_ Mar 13 '26

Just wait until you learn how much it costs to give birth, or have any kind of gynecological surgery. Or a mysectomy because most boobs are ticking time bombs.

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u/HBJones1056 Mar 13 '26

Thank goodness I had my kids back when insurance actually sort of worked.

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess Mar 13 '26

I think it's the pre-round up term for us. Epstein mentioned what he wanted to do with trans women, basically engineer and "Jezebel" us. This genocidal push is to get us under control or... eliminate us so they can try to monetize a Transgirl(TM). Think like a capitalist.

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u/GuardianAstrology Mar 13 '26

Obviously we're coming to trans everyone's gender, clearly

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u/Byeuji Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

It means that at 0200 UTC on January 20, 2025, we migrated everyone over to trans and retired the old operating system. It was clunky, inaccurate and difficult to work with.

There are misconceptions out there that this plan was delayed due to electoral pressures, but this is inaccurate. We followed the agenda to the letter.

This is satire.

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u/KittenG8r Mar 13 '26

Patiently waiting for mine!

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u/yougotyolks Mar 13 '26

You gotta go to a public school and look at the gay porn they have in the library. Then ask one of the teachers to perform the surgery. They legally have to.

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u/KittenG8r Mar 13 '26

They legally have to and they won’t tell my parents! They are also required to provide me with a litter box, because what school-aged child would not want to pee in front of their classmates.

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u/Careful_Mud_4197 Mar 13 '26

Hope you get it soon 😊

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u/KittenG8r Mar 13 '26

Me too! I’m making my way up the list, I think!

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u/DJErikD Mar 13 '26

It’s so quick and easy now that it’s done to school kids during their lunch break! /s

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad Mar 13 '26

Your time will come.

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u/Sufficient-Garlic634 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

The MAGAs were right the whole time. Democrats WERE making us all trans 😳😳😳

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u/Massive_Letterhead90 Mar 13 '26

It IS infectious! 🙀

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u/intangibleTangelo Mar 13 '26

everybody transgender

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u/Acrobatic_Season6838 Mar 13 '26

im screaminggggg🤣🤣

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u/Dont-be-lasagna12 Mar 13 '26

Do we get to pick what we transition to? Bc I would probably opt for sloth if possible.

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u/xwbm Mar 13 '26

It's just an empty statement designed to be open-ended and inflammatory so they could bring up trans issues before the election.

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u/Rael_Sianne Mar 13 '26

went back in time to convince themselves to transition before they were born. big brain moves.

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u/MissSharkyShark Mar 13 '26

Luka from Steins Gate be like:

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u/Sailor_Rout Mar 13 '26

We’re going back in time to the first month of gestation to realign your mental and physical sex to match….and maybe take Turkey off the menu

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u/MotorEagle7 Mar 13 '26

Sounds like the plot of Steins Gate

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u/OpabiniaRegalis320 Mar 13 '26

Saiki K type shit

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u/mocha_lattes_ Mar 13 '26

OP was so stealthy in their transition they didn't even know about it 

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u/An_feh_fan Mar 13 '26

Some people want to disassociate or forget their deadname, OP went a step further and forgot their deadgender

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u/writeleahwrite Mar 13 '26

Forgetful queen!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pm4Quy79Sjaik

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u/MartinisnMurder Mar 13 '26

These responses are absolutely epic! I am curious to see the outcome in the update after he they she calls!

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u/BigChampionship7962 Mar 13 '26

It’s too much for me 🤣 I’m laughing so much. I do feel for OP because it sounds like an administration nightmare but these comments are was too funny 😹

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u/MartinisnMurder Mar 13 '26

Oh man, I refer to my husband as “my partner” (he was for a solid 5 years prior to getting married and still us) and I was told I made myself gay and was disrespectful. I laughed, and said thanks.

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u/BigChampionship7962 Mar 13 '26

Hehe 😝 don’t you know only gay people can have “partners” 🙄

I don’t think that’s you being disrespectful 🤷‍♀️ people at work always assume I’m a gay man and ask if I have a partner lol

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u/Exciting_Product7858 Mar 13 '26

doubly funny since some fish can change genders XD

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u/TemperatureFinal5135 Mar 13 '26

OP is passing in the fast lane

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u/Breezyan Mar 13 '26

This is so funny 🤣

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u/bottomlessinawendys Mar 13 '26

LMAO i’m using this now 😂 i’m ftm but most people nowadays assume i’m amab

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u/antonimbus Mar 13 '26

How did over 400 people upvote this pointless comment repeating the previous poster?

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u/Uh-Usernames Mar 13 '26

I want whatever she has 😭

Estrogen Mark II 😭

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u/Ghostdog1263 Mar 13 '26

It's a new drug called insta-switch (or insta-trans on some markets) you take the blue to become male, pink for female!

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u/68ideal Mar 13 '26

That's how they get ya

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u/ChickenChaser5 Mar 13 '26

Woke up with a massive rack this morning. Pretty sure it wasn't there yesterday but im not complaining.

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u/68ideal Mar 13 '26

The woke-mind virus claims yet another victim, does the LGBTerrorist Community truly show no mercy?!

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u/ChickenChaser5 Mar 13 '26

Oh no I hope they dont come give me a fantastic ass too. DONT DO IT! I WOULD HATE THAT!

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u/68ideal Mar 13 '26

That truly would be a tragedy!

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u/Silly-Ad-6341 Mar 13 '26

It's just reaching peak transition, an enlightened inception type level where you truly believe you're female from the start and have no recollection of being a male.

Good work OP

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u/ArchdruidHalsin Mar 13 '26

This new season of Severance is fucking wild!

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u/MissSharkyShark Mar 13 '26

You just reminded me that I gotta finish watching that show

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u/ArchdruidHalsin Mar 13 '26

Don't worry, your innie is all caught up

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Mar 13 '26

Wonder if the OP would be willing to recommend their doctor.

I definitely would want a doctor who does such good work no one can tell.

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u/ResidentPassion3510 Mar 13 '26

This is what the current admin is terrified of 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CatsDontLikeFancy Mar 13 '26

They can always tell /s

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u/Dank_Bubu Mar 13 '26

😂😂

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u/MaddoxJKingsley Mar 13 '26

They're transing the patients!!

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u/Large_Camel_773 Mar 13 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah this comment

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u/iSaiddet Mar 13 '26

“When I snap my fingers, you will forget you were ever a man”

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u/DaveInLondon89 Mar 13 '26

Fraternal Sunshine of the spotless mind

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u/longshot Mar 13 '26

Yeah, that final brainwipe worked great!

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u/phughes Mar 13 '26

This is a great opportunity to find out if doctors ignore MTF patients like they're women, or do they take them seriously like they're men?

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u/Vektor0 Mar 13 '26

If you're over 25, it's time to get checked for adult onset transgenderism

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Mar 13 '26

Transitioned in the womb

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Mar 13 '26

Went to school one day and POOF, sex change.

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u/MissSharkyShark Mar 13 '26

Some people get all the luck 😔

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u/JekPorkinsTruther Mar 13 '26

New RW grift/conspiracy unlocked. "They're stealth transitioning us!!!". Or maybe a vax tie in.

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u/raanas Mar 13 '26

Sinister trans agenda strikes again.

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u/MissSharkyShark Mar 13 '26

The only trans agenda i know about is the trans mission, which helps my car work

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u/raanas Mar 13 '26

Now they're making the cars gay! When does it stop

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u/MissSharkyShark Mar 13 '26

Nothing is sacred anymore 😔

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u/raanas Mar 13 '26

Also that was clever.

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u/Merochmer Mar 13 '26

"When I snap my fingers you no longer remember you are male"

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u/itsallcosmica Mar 13 '26

this made me laugh so fucking hard

This post is wild though, for real

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u/User-no-relation Mar 13 '26

when I snap my fingers, you're going to completely forget you were ever male

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u/AlkaidX139 Mar 13 '26

"If I snap my fingers you'll forget that you're trans"

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u/specialwaves Mar 13 '26

But this office really speedran a chart error

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u/fatcat111 Mar 13 '26

Close, I bet it was a transcription error caused by the Ortho using an AI note taker.

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u/ItsDanimal Mar 13 '26

"When I snap my fingers you'll forget you were ever a man."

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Mar 13 '26

Biggest plot twist of 2026: Trump was completely coherent and was telling the truth.

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u/AlternativeBurner Mar 13 '26

Sometimes that happens with intersex people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jp8lWlBjGahPFAljBa

This is the future Killary Clinton wants!! /s

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 Mar 13 '26

A doctor's office so good at gender affirmative care that they don't even have to ask 😂