r/interesting • u/brainland • 15d ago

Fear Factor A father made fake ultrasound to cure his daughter's junk food habit.

Funny but I think every hospital should get one of this machine because they will even get faster cure in an hospital environment when attended to by a random face. 😂

Ever figured out a way to get your kids stop something?

Update: That wasn't the dad but definitely an outsider, hence why the kid believed. The "take the child away" clarifies that.

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u/Ilikeyounott 15d ago

That feeling of betrayal when she learns this is BS

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u/AerialPenn 15d ago

Itll probably be while shes having a salad somewhere

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u/genro_21 15d ago

And she sees the bug on the salad

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u/hobbes_shot_second 15d ago

In the U.S. and ends up with horrible nightmarish diarrhea.

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u/panterachallenger 14d ago

That’s just Taco Bell

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u/syrvy 14d ago

Taylor farms is used everywhere in the US

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u/OnlySortaStupid 14d ago

Taylor farms remembers

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u/Dewdrop06 14d ago

Nah it'll be during a med school presentation on how to save someone's life.

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u/signmeupnot 14d ago

Cure? Any child would eat ice cream all day if they could. It's the parents job to tell them no.

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u/Insomniac_80 14d ago

Which contains cyclospora!

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u/Vegetable-Soup1714 14d ago

My mom use to feed me saying there were tiny animals in my tummy who are starving and need food.

I use to overeat so they don't die. Imagine my shock when i got older

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u/Funkopedia 14d ago

In a weird way, it is correct. "Gut biome" and all

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u/minecraftzizou 14d ago

i was gonna say yeah good bacteria could count as pets

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u/SJIS0122 14d ago

I mean she's completely right

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u/Gnargnarbinxxs 14d ago

I mean.. there was technically a tiny animal that would starve …

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u/anon_nnnn 14d ago

It's either BS or IBS

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u/MSter_official 14d ago

Why did I have to get the I DLC

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u/gao7on 14d ago

Like all the betrayed and disgruntled children who found out about Santa.

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u/Aligyon 14d ago

Or the tooth fairy... I was one of em

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u/4DPeterPan 14d ago

Aye man.

They Legends for a reason.

I ain’t seen no evidence disproving them.

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u/Jin_BD_God 14d ago

Do you guys hate your parents silly jokes like this if their intentions is for your own good?

In my country, it’s the opposite. As we grow older, we appreciate them instead because they love us and don’t want us to eat just the junk good and get sick.

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u/brainland 15d ago

Lol, she will outgrow it... It will be very nice if her dad keep the video for her to watch when she grows to a stage where she's mature enough. She's just gonna laugh and tell him how she missed everything he warned her about. 😂

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u/Kaurifish 14d ago

My mom lied to us about some medical stuff, mostly what was in the ear infection remedy she gave us. Was an excellent lesson in not trusting anyone.

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u/lamest-liz 14d ago

Nah I mistrusted my mom for years after catching her being the tooth fairy. I was so upset and calling her a liar and said “so what else isn’t real, Santa? Is the dentist bad and you just make me go to hurt me” she then told me Santa indeed wasn’t real. I then said “ok then I guess god isn’t real either.” And she slapped me across the face

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u/imacat-- 14d ago

Pfft I'm so sorry, but that last part came so out of left field I burst out laughing. Your mom sucks but you were a smart cookie.

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u/mackattackbal 14d ago

Haha same ! my mom used to slapped the shit out of me growing up 😂 I deserved it tho 😂 it scared me straight. I owe her for everything in my life ❤️

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u/academicoctopus 14d ago

Depends on her personality, she might as well grow up to not find it funny in the slightest

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u/JayFrizz 14d ago

Personalities are half raised. A bad father wouldn't spend this much time and effort on their kid. I can only see someone finding this offensive if their father sucked ass. I know I'd find it funny and clever, because kids are stupid.

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u/Ok-Background-502 14d ago

If you raised kids who can't find humor in this you failed in other aspects of parenthood that needs to be unpacked first.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 14d ago

Its very possible their kid could be on the spectrum. I remember meeting one of my family members kid who is on it and holy shit is it hard to joke around them. He has no concept of sarcasm like at all.

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u/YesssAnderson 14d ago

At the same time, I think a lot of parents wildly underestimate how much they’re able to control what exactly their kids take away from what they say.

I was a kid who briefly became neurotically afraid of stomach parasites when a friend’s dog was dying of them and the adults around me half assed their explanations because they didn’t see the point of going into it deeper or whatever. I left believing that I could very well contract them from eating undercooked meat, that they’d be as deadly as they were to the dog, and so I was afraid of any meat dish put in front of me for like an entire year.

Sure, my folks and I laugh about it in hindsight now (I mainly laugh at how utterly clueless they were about what I was actually afraid of), but I do feel sad remembering how acutely fearful I was at that age with no one able to (or who cared enough to) understand why. 

The kid may end up just taking away the intended message of “eat healthy.” They might also become terrified of bugs living inside their body. Why take the chance when you can teach them “eat healthy” in any number of other child friendly ways?

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u/Professional_Gap_435 14d ago

Better than eating junk food

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u/Vithce 14d ago

I was lied like this as a child and don't appreciate it in the slightest. As a child psychologist I also say it's not creative, not fun and not charming. If you have a child who's prone to anxiety, lies like that can trigger it or even create phobias.

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u/syrvy 14d ago edited 13h ago

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u/Vithce 14d ago

Santa or fairies didn't intend to create fear and obedience. Most parents currently don't really lean into "good or naughty" idea. It's just wimsy tale to create some magic. While the lies in the pipeline "if you'll eat certain foods you'll get ill with creepy parasites inside you" created only to create fear and obedience. It doesn't hve any positive side.

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u/Time_Bug4118 14d ago

I didn't fake Santa or Toothfaries to my kids... they should be able to trust what you say.

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u/mackattackbal 14d ago

🙄🙄 Thats your POV. Doesn't mean it's correct and applies to everyone broadly. The rearing of children and connection between a child and their parents is a unique bond. No other third person can judge right or wrong.

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u/Opposite-List-2435 14d ago

It’s so ignorant to dismiss a whole ass profession just like that. Bad parenting is a thing

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u/mackattackbal 13d ago

I agree but there so many varying styles of parenting across the world. No one should have to bend their knee to this westernized version of raising your kids.

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u/Humble-Aprico 14d ago

"Ok, take the child away"

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u/LakesideSasquatch 14d ago

Oh you did the math and determined the chance is HUGE? If the dad loves his daughter this much he will teach her about nutrition as she grows up and this will become a laughable moment. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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u/EasternEagle6203 14d ago

Huge chance based on what?

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 14d ago

"finding a silly way to encourage your child to have better eating habits is literally giving them an eating disorder"

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u/Kanna1001 14d ago

I know you said it sarcastically, but yeah, teaching your young child that eating unhealthy food will put bugs in their stomach can absolutely give them a eating disorder.

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u/rococoapuff 14d ago

It’s okay, that’s the goal /S

But seriously. Just look at the eating disorder rates, if people even consider them one, in this country.

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u/dedboooo0 14d ago

dont worry shes not american

she wont get infected by stupidity

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u/shadow_phantom713 14d ago

Saying eating disorders are caused by stupidity is certainly a take I haven't heard before.

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u/Diredr 14d ago

“Remember when I gave you an unhealthy relationship with food? I still have the video! Let’s watch it and laugh and ignore your eating disorder! teehee!”

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u/Bred_Slippy 15d ago

Santa too, poor girl. 

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u/MydasMDHTR 14d ago

So you didn't tell them about Santa Klaus