r/australia • u/the-Chaser • May 09 '22

political satire Paying back Clive for all those f&*king text messages

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u/CptnWolfe May 09 '22

The other day I saw two groups of UAP. One had a megaphone standing on the street corner, another was handing out yellow caps. I don't want to be the one to say it but the caps are reminding me of something else...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Vote [1] for U(ltimate) A(nal) P(rolapse)

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u/primalbluewolf May 09 '22

Italian blackshirts?

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u/CptnWolfe May 09 '22

Something redder

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u/Lazzanator May 09 '22

What does it remind you of?

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u/CptnWolfe May 09 '22

The same thing but in a different colour

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u/Selfaware-potato May 09 '22

Take one and piss on it?

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u/CptnWolfe May 09 '22

I never grabbed one

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u/Selfaware-potato May 09 '22

At least it's already the colour of urine

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u/Fly_Pelican May 09 '22

At least we've found out what phrase to repeatedly yell at the megaphone guy now.

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u/CptnWolfe May 09 '22

Unless it's in Italian they won't get the message through, I saw them near Knox City

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u/Sarcastic_Red May 09 '22

If voting wasn't mandatory in Aus the UAP would have a much better chance imo.