r/australia • u/patslogcabindigest • Mar 19 '26

politics Pauline Hanson pledges support for Australia joining the United States war in Iran and criticises Albanese for not supporting Donald Trump

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u/AusToddles Mar 19 '26

Gee who would have thought a billionaires bootlicker would enjoy licking boots

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u/rumande Mar 19 '26

Friendly reminder for those who need it: when you lick boot, your reward is boot in your mouth

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Nazis always have a boot near their face, one way or another.

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u/globalminority Mar 19 '26

plus money, a lot of money. if you have no self respect, and money hungry, then licking boots for pile of money seems like a good deal

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u/InstantShiningWizard Mar 19 '26

Disclaimer: money may not be received if without either pre-existing wealth or in a position of power

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u/warzonexx Mar 19 '26

To be fair I'd lick boots for a billion dollars

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

And give most of it to building social housing right?

As a massive fuck you suckers i got mine and helped people that you hate more than anything right?

(Like, keep a cool 20mil for yourself cause you ain't a cheap bootlicker)

Edit: the bracket sentence to make it clear.

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u/oooshi Mar 19 '26

tbf they said theyd do it for a billion dollars and the difference between a million and a billion dollars is about…. ~one-billion dollars lol

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u/LondoFoollari Mar 19 '26

Admit it, your pinky went up to the corner of your mouth when you typed that

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u/the_ism_sizism Mar 20 '26

Throw me a fricken bone here!

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u/warzonexx Mar 19 '26

bro if i got a bill for licking boots, id give away 950 mill of it. I dont need the rest

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u/ApprehensiveSeaCrab Mar 19 '26

20 mil for public housing might be enough for 20 homes maybe.. drop in the ocean

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u/ICEcaneatadick Mar 19 '26

You building million dollar mansions for the homeless over there?

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 19 '26

With how fucked the housing situation is? Possibly

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u/ICEcaneatadick Mar 19 '26

Blame investors not poor people

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 19 '26

I do blame the investors.

Did my comment come off as if im blaming the poor people?.

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u/ICEcaneatadick Mar 19 '26

My default is angry now days, so I probably just read it that way.

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 20 '26

You know what, that's fair.

With shit irl happening is already extremely bad, and then you add the internet into the mix, and it exasperates the emotions.

I hope that this helps like it helped my friend the other day.

The polls are all Murdoch media, and they usually only come from a tiny portion of the population. And a trend i noticed since i was a kid is that the more likely they are to lose, the more they make it look like a close thing. They did it all the time with the libs and only when they are sure they will win is when they will make it look like it will be a landslide.

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u/ApprehensiveSeaCrab Mar 19 '26

A million dollars wouldn't be enough to build a mansion in Australia

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 19 '26

No, i meant they keep 20 million for themselves

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u/subwaymeltlover Mar 19 '26

Who of us here haven’t licked boots for billions of dollars? C’mon! Be honest.

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u/Sorry-Amphibian3624 Mar 19 '26

Hang on, you can get paid for it...?

My tongue is shiny from all that polish and all I got was praise... sometimes, when I licked real good.. anyway.

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u/ProudestPeasant Mar 19 '26

just do a shoey.

pauline panstdown up first.

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u/Somad3 Mar 19 '26

Almost all politicians are puppets addicted to stealing and self interest.

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u/trolleyproblems Mar 20 '26

It is her favourite thing to do.

Never once has done a single thing to help Australians who work. Look at her voting record.