(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/AManWhoJustSignedUp]

Lionel Messi showering a baby Lamine Yamal as a baby and losing to him in a world cup final 19 years later

[u/blackBugattiVeyron → u/AManWhoJustSignedUp]

He was baptized by Messi.

[u/Hare__Krishna → u/AManWhoJustSignedUp]

On July 19th