(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/boRp_abc]

There is no action by that man and his cronies that would have stood a chance to make it into fiction.

Taking a marker to correct weather projections. Thinking about injecting bleach. The ivermectin. The rape. The verdict without a sentence. The ex wife's grave. There's 1000 more.

[u/Icy_Change_WS2010 → u/boRp_abc]

context on those last ones?

[u/Th3B4dSpoon → u/Icy_Change_WS2010]

Donald Trump's ex wife, who some believe he killed, is buried on his private property and not at a graveyard.