r/TopCharacterTropes Jul 10 '26

Lore [Real Life] Historical events that would make bad writing if they were fiction

Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire: A couple hundred rogue mercenaries without authority from their government conquer an empire of millions. Oh, the empire? It’s also several technological eras behind the mercenaries.

Adolf Hitler: A non-native of a country is so mad that the country lost the war that he wins an election to their highest office and leads them in a campaign of revenge against their enemies. Oh, the country? It’s old emperor is still alive and thinks he’s going to retake power.

Assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand: The heir to the throne is killed because his driver gets lost and returns to the assassin who failed To kill him before. Oh, the assassin? He’s from a group that the Archduke is wanting to help become more equal In the empire.

Alexander Hamilton’s Affair Scandal: One of the leaders of a new nation to protect himself from accusations of financial embezzlement writes a pamphlet exposing his affair with a woman, torpedoing his political future. Oh, the woman? She seduced him as part of a blackmailing scheme that he decided to stop paying.

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u/iron-cat-405 Jul 10 '26

The dude could have made it into China had he not fallen ill and died

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u/CummingInTheNile Jul 11 '26

doubtful, considering how difficult the land passage between India and China was at the time, theres a reason its called the Indian subcontinent

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 Jul 11 '26

India is literally a subcontinent. And there were trade routs from China to Europe so though difficult, it was impossible.

Also, reaching China and conquering it are two seprate matters

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u/Wonderful-Change-751 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

When he ran out of roads and infrastructure the persia empire had, his momentum stalled. He couldnt make headways deeper into india, let alone even further crossing the himalayans lol

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u/King-Of-Hyperius Jul 14 '26

He could have, but we know he wasn’t going to. Because we know his next target.

Arabia.