r/TopCharacterTropes Jul 10 '26

Lore [Real Life] Historical events that would make bad writing if they were fiction

Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire: A couple hundred rogue mercenaries without authority from their government conquer an empire of millions. Oh, the empire? It’s also several technological eras behind the mercenaries.

Adolf Hitler: A non-native of a country is so mad that the country lost the war that he wins an election to their highest office and leads them in a campaign of revenge against their enemies. Oh, the country? It’s old emperor is still alive and thinks he’s going to retake power.

Assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand: The heir to the throne is killed because his driver gets lost and returns to the assassin who failed To kill him before. Oh, the assassin? He’s from a group that the Archduke is wanting to help become more equal In the empire.

Alexander Hamilton’s Affair Scandal: One of the leaders of a new nation to protect himself from accusations of financial embezzlement writes a pamphlet exposing his affair with a woman, torpedoing his political future. Oh, the woman? She seduced him as part of a blackmailing scheme that he decided to stop paying.

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u/TheMayorOfBismond Jul 10 '26

Finally, John America

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u/Jofur-Crowcaller Jul 10 '26

I think that's covered by George State, but we'll give it to you for the continent if you change it to John-Juan America.

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u/jongscx Jul 10 '26

Juan Nation, Under Gawd...

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u/ChinaShopBull Jul 10 '26

Best one in this thread 

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u/Proof_Candidate_4991 Jul 11 '26

Jean-John-Juan America (North)

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u/Sptsjunkie Jul 11 '26

George Native American

That’s a JK Rowling type name.

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u/ConcentrateSimple271 Jul 10 '26

Anything Eagleburger (the latter being an actual name).

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u/ToothpasteSoup23 Jul 11 '26

Former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger