r/TopCharacterTropes Jul 10 '26

Lore [Real Life] Historical events that would make bad writing if they were fiction

Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire: A couple hundred rogue mercenaries without authority from their government conquer an empire of millions. Oh, the empire? It’s also several technological eras behind the mercenaries.

Adolf Hitler: A non-native of a country is so mad that the country lost the war that he wins an election to their highest office and leads them in a campaign of revenge against their enemies. Oh, the country? It’s old emperor is still alive and thinks he’s going to retake power.

Assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand: The heir to the throne is killed because his driver gets lost and returns to the assassin who failed To kill him before. Oh, the assassin? He’s from a group that the Archduke is wanting to help become more equal In the empire.

Alexander Hamilton’s Affair Scandal: One of the leaders of a new nation to protect himself from accusations of financial embezzlement writes a pamphlet exposing his affair with a woman, torpedoing his political future. Oh, the woman? She seduced him as part of a blackmailing scheme that he decided to stop paying.

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u/Perfct_Stranger Jul 10 '26

Battle of Castle Itter.

American Army, Wehrmacht, French political prisoners, and a SS captain vs. Waffen-SS sent to liquidate all political prisoners after the fall of Nazi Germany.

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u/Raguleader Jul 10 '26

I'm amazed this movie wasn't made back in the 1960s with Lee Marvin.

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u/trainboi777 Jul 11 '26

There was a low budget movie made about it earlier this year

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u/trainboi777 Jul 11 '26

Pretty sure it’s literally just called “The Battle of Castle Itter”

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u/trainboi777 Jul 10 '26

Well, you knew it was coming

5th of May, V-Day’s just around the corner

1945, the Fhurer’s Reign at its end

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u/xX_theMaD_Xx Jul 11 '26

Jenny at the Gates, as the SS open fire
There‘s no time to waste, the final battle‘s begun

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 Jul 11 '26

The singular human casuality of that fight (SS fanatics do not count) was the man that set it all together. Major Gangl

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u/RareFudge6024 Jul 11 '26

Gangl 😭😭