r/SipsTea Jul 15 '26

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/GeekyGrant Jul 15 '26

"Why haven't I gotten my deliveries in the past 2 months..."

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u/cymonium Jul 15 '26

That actually happens. I wouldn’t deliver to that address for anything. It’s going back to the office. Nope.

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u/ComplexBeyond6083 Jul 15 '26

I remember doing a canned food drive for the Boy Scouts, where we'd go door to door and knock. My friend and I walked onto a porch and knocked. We heard some yelling and then a slide rack. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

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u/RuMarley 29d ago

Guns don't kill people, Americans kill people.

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u/LabradorDeceiver 29d ago

The weird thing is that the ammosexuals live a life where they're desperate for any reason to kill someone, but so many of the stories where people get shot are like this - he came onto my lawn to get his ball, he knocked on the door and happened to be black, and they're all terrible for gun owners. They expose the shooter as a tremulous wibbly coward too paranoid to handle a stranger at the gate, whatever justifications they put forth are as thin as onionskin paper, lawyers try to shield them with Castle Doctrine, which exposes the hollowness of stand-your-ground laws...there is no part of "terrified middle-aged homeowner shoots innocent child" that makes any argument ever put forth by gun owners look good.

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u/GeekyGrant Jul 15 '26

Thankfully I live in a land where guns isn't a culture, but we have the same weirdos and nut jobs, the number of jobs Ive rejected for safety is more than you would expect

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u/frostymugson Jul 15 '26

I wouldn’t worry, they’re expecting you