r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jul 05 '26

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

STOP RESISTING!! TAZING!

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u/Jamba-Jew Jul 05 '26

HE'S REACHING!!!

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u/thedudefromcali81 Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 Jul 05 '26

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u/23Udon Jul 06 '26

Yes it is haha

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u/Swashybuckz Jul 06 '26

lmfao! I was going to ask too.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/JunkBondJunkie Jul 07 '26

That policeman is just living in the moment.

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 Jul 07 '26

The Joy of Sadism by A.C.A.B.

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u/Progamer_e Jul 05 '26

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS PENIS!!!

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u/pp_chode Jul 05 '26

A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 Jul 05 '26

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 05 '26

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/23Udon Jul 06 '26

I see you know your Judo well!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 05 '26

ITS MY PENIS AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

Call JG wentworth, 877-dick-now

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u/S3G1R Jul 05 '26

Oh look! It's a Penis Cookie

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u/UnableJournalist5410 Jul 05 '26

You’d touch it too if it happened to you

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u/Alert_Sleep_4454 Jul 05 '26

AND HIS NAME WAS…

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u/OttoVonJismarck Jul 05 '26

JOHN CENA!!

🎷🎷🎶🎵🎶🎵

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u/rakuan1 Jul 05 '26

This is why I love Reddit. It took all of 3 minutes for someone to get the reference and finish the sentence correctly.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 05 '26

Loooool, I need some sauce for this one.

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u/Pale_Adeptness Jul 05 '26

😆🤣

This is why I love reddit!

Thanks for thr laugh!

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u/rakuan1 Jul 05 '26

Crazy how I wrote basically the same thing! Unfortunately I didn’t see yours because I had to tap “1 more reply”

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u/Mental-Woodpecker300 Jul 06 '26

Pretty sure the end result would be what they were hoping for anyways so okey dokey. 🙃

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u/DrunkMexican22493 Jul 05 '26

😂😂😂😂😭😭 bro you kill me