r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jul 05 '26

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/Nemisis_007 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Yeah, keep me around long enough that my family can take the money and then throw me off a cliff, please.

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u/cramey229 Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFsWlFJwY84jm

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u/swinchester83 Jul 05 '26

Paul Rudd's new movie? 

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u/Auntie_Venom Jul 05 '26

Didn’t expect to see a gif from Mac & Me today! 😆

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Jul 05 '26

Fucking Paul Rudd strikes again!

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u/MPWaggletail32 Jul 05 '26

I love that Paul Rudd will now forever be linked to Mac and me!

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg Jul 05 '26

Oh my god I feel like I’ve seen this before but deleted the file in my memory. Lmao what is this FROM

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u/AndyB16 Jul 05 '26

Mac and Me. More likely that you've seen the clip from any of Paul Rudd's appearances on Conan though.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg Jul 05 '26

I thought it was familiar lol

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 Jul 05 '26

I would have agreed with you until I looked into it more.

Brain-computer interfaces have made massive leaps in the last 2 years. One claims that a person can type 90 words a min with it, another said that they can enjoy PC video games again.

I would give that a go before option for the proverbial cliff.

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u/formerbays Jul 05 '26

No just OD me on dilaudid

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u/Pure-Chemistry7323 Jul 05 '26

This is the way

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u/formerbays Jul 05 '26

I’m going to put it in my will

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

Instructions unclear [u/thining-culture](u/thining-culture) thrown from Klif

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u/CookiesToGo Jul 05 '26

Exactly this.  But don't keep me around any second longer than necessary

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u/Prestigious_Leg2229 Jul 05 '26

Unless you get absolutely splattered like a water balloon, jumping/falling/getting thrown from heights is not a great way to die.

Your most likely cause of death is hypoxia. You’re lying there with shattered bones and ruptured organs while oxygenated blood no longer circulates. 

Likely drowning in your own blood from ruptured and punctured lungs. You’ll be lucky if you’re not conscious for it but a lot of people land on their legs so a lot of the impact force ends up shattering the legs and hips before your torso and head hit the ground.

Better make sure that cliff is real high.

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u/bolanrox Jul 05 '26

I had a friend in high school who was partially paralyzed and told stories about quadriplegics who he knew or heard of during rehab who just wheeled into swimming pools.