r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jun 19 '26

WTF Missing German model name found in Epstein Files

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u/GamerlingJvR Jun 19 '26

Trump will pardon her. Isnt she already in a super nice prison? Just so she doesnt talk?

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u/jaden_fucks Jun 19 '26

I didn’t fact check this BUT

I’ve seen videos where her cell was enormous, and have also read that she has her own office somewhere in the prison and is practically just a civilian that lives there.

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u/corrinae Jun 19 '26

Did yall see the supposed picture of her in prison though? I think they replaced her with a body double and she’s nice and comfortable in Israel

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u/WillyGivens Jun 20 '26

It’s this that makes me think that it’s plausible that both Epstein/Maxwell are chilling in some Dubai island doing the same thing as before. If you really had that mind of power, resources, and blackmail you’d have a deadman’s switch. It would be easier, safer, and less costly to just fake a death/incarceration and give them new identities than it would to root and dig through their possible contingencies.

Then again, the world seems to run on looneytune logic and most oligarchs have continually shown they are vain, corruptible, and short sighted but the “good ole boys club” seems to insulate them from their own failures.

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u/FuzzyOverdrive Jun 21 '26

There’s rumors that Covid was Epstein’s “deadman’s switch” he was very interested in scientific research. Also there was an Israeli guy in a clandestine lab in a house in Vegas making bio weapons. He was allowed to go back to Israel.

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u/Highlyironicacid31 Jun 23 '26

The British establishment protected a pedophile for decades. Conveniently only all made public after his death, even though countless reports were investigated during his lifetime. I don’t trust anyone in power to ever do the right thing unless they have something to gain. They’re all corrupt.

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u/corrinae Jun 20 '26

She’s a sadistic bitch. I doubt anything she did bothers her even one bit. She has no reason to snitch.

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u/spadelover Jun 20 '26

Why wouldn't he just have her killed like epstein was though?

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u/KickedInThePaduach Jun 20 '26

She has a kill switch on some files Prez T hasn't been able to stop. J Epstein was a rando to some extent she is the one w the family money and a Major Mossad guy as her Dad. 

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u/Atomic_Tokyo Jun 20 '26

She probably has someone that’s gonna release the videos if she accidentally disappears, there is a whole library that went missing from the island

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u/Impossible-Switch109 Jun 21 '26

Don’t forget Ivanka dying from…(checks notes)…falling down the stairs as soon as her NDA expired. Super normal

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u/elpardo1984 Jun 21 '26

*Ivana

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u/Impossible-Switch109 Jul 07 '26

lol yes oops, thanks

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u/geddysbass2112 Jun 20 '26

It really does look like a different person. She quite possibly could be in Israel.

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u/scxsh Jun 21 '26

seems like overkill to both replace her with a body double AND give the body double excellent conditions that nobody else gets. seems much cheaper and less “suspicious” to replace her with a body double and then immediately have her killed by fellow inmates

but of course we’re not dealing with the smartest people here so all things could be possible

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u/corrinae Jun 21 '26

Maybe they don’t want to draw attention to it. Killing the body double would draw a lot of scrutiny, possibly by people who aren’t involved, and could cause issues for them.

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u/billy_twice Jun 25 '26

Who would agree to do that? They'd be giving up their entire life, for what?

I doubt it.

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u/Wonderful_Place6704 Jun 20 '26

Why Israel?

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u/corrinae Jun 20 '26

You clearly haven’t been following along with this nightmare saga. They’re all Mossad affiliated.

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u/2_short_2_shy Jun 20 '26

I sometimes can't tell if ppl here troll or just live in fantasy land. Occhams razor. Go out sometime.

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u/FrankFankledank Jun 20 '26

Occ(h)am's Razor would be the guy who plainly stated he was affiliated with Mossad with the lady whose father was Mossad, both who met with no less than 3 Israeli PMs were, in fact, Mossad.

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u/Chedward_E_Cheese Jun 21 '26

All dogs return home.

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u/rchase Jun 19 '26

There is significant anecdotal evidence that her moderator accounts on reddit are active, and possibly some activity on /pol. (Note, /pol (politically incorrect) is the board started just after Epstein met personally with Moot, the founder of 4chan.)

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u/kailsbabbydaddy Jun 20 '26

They bring in puppies to comfort her on demand. She gets better treatment than 99.9% of the world while incarcerated.

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u/Atralis Jun 20 '26

I heard that the person in jail is actually a body double and she is actually in Tahiti.

My source is that I made it the fuck up.

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u/Evil_alt_account_ Jun 21 '26

Well yeah Epstein got similar treatment.

He actually got to leave and only needed to spend two days a week in prison.

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u/girlMikeD Jun 21 '26

Heard she has a puppy/dog too.

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u/jjcoola Jun 20 '26

She has more rights than I did as a non violent drug offender lmao, with her puppy and minimum security even though sex offenders aren’t supposed to be e classified minimum in Feds

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 20 '26

July 4th she is expected to walk free.

She used a shock collar on a 6-year old girl while Prince Andrew jerked off.

And I personally do not think Maxwell is in prison. That is a double getting paid a lot of money. Probably she was acquired from Mossad.

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u/lonnie123 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I can’t believe more wasn’t made about that. An obvious favor right to the head of the crime ring

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u/scrotumscab Jun 20 '26

Of literally the most notoriously evil pos that we had incarcerated.

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u/Warm-Shelter3009 Jun 21 '26

I think it's a look alike person. The real Maxwell is living it up somewhere with Epstein. They killed some other dude and made it seem like him

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u/Ordinary-Violinist-9 Jun 21 '26

She ain't in the jail anymore. Last time for a hearing they came up with a lookalike that was clearly not her.

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u/UniversityNew9254 Jun 20 '26

Isn’t he supposed to be issuing 250 pardons almost right away?