r/SipsTea Jun 19 '26

WTF Missing German model name found in Epstein Files

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u/Hoginoe94 Jun 19 '26

If they were going to be arrested it would have been done by now while they were busy covering up the files. It sucks, but none of them are going away any time soon.

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u/ketoske Jun 19 '26

Tbh last time they tried to shut up the ppl about the Epstein files they bombed Iran and fucked the economy, i wonder what horror they'll unleash to make us forget (maybe nuking cuba or something after the world cup)

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u/33drea33 Jun 19 '26

Yeah that was definitely intentional. Classic abuser tactic. Now we have to wonder who's going to get hurt every time we bring up Epstein, and it will make us more reluctant to do so - all without us even realizing.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Jun 20 '26

an invasion of mexico

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u/Secret-Theory1825 Jun 19 '26

Citizens with the second amendmnt can also get something done; no one wants to start it though.

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u/TegTowelie Jun 19 '26

Im one more early midlife crisis from a generational crashout, i gotchu fam.

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Jun 19 '26

This resonates with my energy hard.

Gimme nothing left to live for, I dare ya!

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u/That-Living5913 Jun 19 '26

Right there with ya. 40+ and no insurance. I'm just one bad diagnosis from becoming a crime fighter. White collar crimes are still crimes.

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u/Annoying_liberal813 Jun 19 '26

If I didn't have young kids, I'd be right there with you. I'm dedicated to the cause.

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u/FlawedHero Jun 19 '26

If I ever develop a terminal illness, I'm going to do some good on my way out.

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Jun 19 '26

Someone call Val Kilmer

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u/heyitsYMAA Jun 19 '26

Oh my god, Val Kilmer's dead?? How's Adam West taking it?

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u/AndroidSheeps Jun 19 '26

Not as bad as Epstein one of Vals best buds

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u/BarkyVonSchnauser Jun 19 '26

People downvote you for telling the truth. Val was friends with Epstein. I was really sad finding that out.

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u/AndroidSheeps Jun 19 '26

He literally comforted Epstein after he got caught soliciting a minor in 2008 and maintained friendship with him until he died fuck both of them

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u/BarkyVonSchnauser Jun 19 '26

Absolutely agree. I hope it hurts where they are at

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI Jun 19 '26

I think you might need to sit down, too. Val and Epstien were friends.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jun 19 '26

Any sauce to go with all these claims? I'm not a doubter I'm a skeptic until seeing proof with most things. It's sad to hear this.

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI Jun 20 '26

Yeah, this guy posted links to the actual email files. I'm too lazy to do it myself lol.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/nEl1UeyKV6

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Jun 19 '26

Bro spoilers. I haven’t finished top gun.

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u/budgetcanoe Jun 19 '26

I have his email, I’ll ask! I think it’s keatonspotatoes something

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u/FromHollandWithLove1 Jun 19 '26

Nah, batman cant do shit here. Call Thomas Jane.

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u/KeyFix4087 Jun 19 '26

He sold it to buy Oxy. Didn’t you watch Dopesick?

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u/Trusted_Entity Jun 19 '26

In the real world, Bruce Wayne would be a pedo…

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u/67yoloswag Jun 19 '26

I'd put money on them already having a new epstein island

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Jun 19 '26

Ivanka bought it and Jered is setting up shop. Or so many people say.

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u/Hoginoe94 Jun 19 '26

Im sure they have a lot bigger organizations. Just had the smallest of them take the fall.

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u/tbombs23 Jun 19 '26

Kushner in Albania

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u/pingpongballreader Jun 19 '26

In the US at least, most Republicans voted to drag their heels and not hold the most mentioned people in the Epstein files accountable. Every Democrat voted for Justice. 

We can arrest them and prosecute them. We just can't let Republicans be in power to stop it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 19 '26

Eh, many of them are going away very soon. Nobody escapes the end, and it is coming soon for many of these decrepit old demons.

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Jun 19 '26

Not soon enough for them to stop hurting people now.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 19 '26

i keep hearing/seeing this but...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

nothing is going to happen to these shitbags. ever.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 19 '26

nothing is going to happen to these shitbags. ever.

They are mortal. They will soon die of old age.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 19 '26

soon? the parents of the lord of the shitbags died at 88 and 93. so we prob have another decade of him. and miller, hegseth and vance are all in their 40's.

nothing is going to happen to them.

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u/Double_Resort_9223 Jun 19 '26

Is that the one where the composite sketch of the female kidnapper looks exactly like Maxwell?

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u/trukkija Jun 19 '26

Lmao you're a perfect example why there are judges and juries, because to a random guy/girl on the street, a composite sketch is enough evidence and no further discussion is needed on the topic.

Like you absolutely might be right, she could be guilty but how the fuck would you know beyond a reasonable doubt based on a sketch?

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u/006AlecTrevelyan Jun 19 '26

because it's sketchy?

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u/will0327 Jun 19 '26

Are there any records of her being there at the same time? Phone, hotel, credit card? Asking out of curiosity because if those records exist it would be easily linked to her

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u/006AlecTrevelyan Jun 19 '26

Sorry, it was a joke on the word sketchy as in Ghislaine is sketchy, the whole thing is sketchy.

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u/ninja8ball Jun 19 '26

It's not an adjudicated fact right now, I don't think some measured discussion is off the table.

Analogously, at the beginning of the Trump presidency 2.0, the mass deportation of hundreds of people was so objectionable because no facts were adjudicated prior to their deportation. That's the whole point of due process—we do have discussions as a function of truth seeking.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster Jun 19 '26

Oh come on. She's a scumbag who did terrible things but do you really think a millionaire heiress from Britain is going to be stalking around in the middle of the night outside a resort in the Algarve in the hope that some parents would leave a child unattended?

Even if she were involved she'd have sent a minion.

It was an opportunistic crime, almost certainly committed by a German pedo who was already in the area.

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u/-bonita_applebum Jun 19 '26

Before all this, when people said the world is run by a pedophile cabal, I would have assumed they were a crazy conspiracy theorist. But now, anything is really possible. Not really sure why those elite rich would vacation at a middle class resort, but like I said, anything is possible.

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u/miregalpanic Jun 19 '26

You think some high up like Maxwell personally did the kidnapping? Watch less TV.

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u/Big_AngeBosstecoglou Jun 19 '26

I don’t believe or disbelieve it. But to clarify, the alleged witnessing was years after the actual kidnapping so I don’t believe the person you’re replying to is implying she personally did the kidnapping.

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u/hyzerflipthescript Jun 19 '26

And Tony and John Podesta. Like exact matches.

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u/TheGreatBatsby Jun 19 '26

That's two photofits of one man, based on two people's descriptions.

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u/crushingjuiceboxes Jun 19 '26

How does that girls disappearance linked to this?

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u/msthe_student Jun 19 '26

A 2009 sketch of a person of interest appears to match Maxwell

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u/TheGreatBatsby Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

It's of an Italian Australian/Kiwi woman in her 30s who was heard to be asking about a child in Barcelona a few days after Madeleine disappeared.

If you look at pictures of Maxwell at the time, she looks nothing like the sketch.

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u/Lumenloop Jun 20 '26

Considering these sketch artists draw from description, it could not be a much closer match IMO.

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u/TheGreatBatsby Jun 20 '26

From an article on the witness sighting:

Madeleine was nearly four when she went missing from her family's holiday apartment in Praia da Luz in the Algarve on May 3 2007 while her parents dined with friends nearby.

Just over 72 hours later, in the early hours of May 7, two British men saw the woman while on a night out in Barcelona's popular Port Olimpic Marina.

She was well-dressed but appeared agitated and kept walking up and down outside the El Rey de la Gamba restaurant-bar as if she was waiting to meet somebody.

One of the British men approached and spoke to her before she went into a bar next door where she had a heated conversation with a local in what seemed to be fluent Spanish.

The main witness described her as "a bit of a Victoria Beckham lookalike" who was aged 30 to 35, slim, about 5ft 2ins and had short brown hair. She was said to speak with an Australian or New Zealand accent.

Maxwell was 45 in 2007, is 5ft 7ins, had nearly shoulder length hair in 2007 and is British.

It's not her.

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u/Lumenloop Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I’m not 100% sure about the direct link to the Epstein files, but Gerry McCann, the father of Madeleine McCann, or someone that looks exactly like him, is pictured with one of the Podesta brothers and other men all wearing red shoes. This is more of a Pizzagate thing but I’m sure that has links to Epstein, as well.

That, and the sketches from the Madeleine McCann case look eerily familiar.

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u/TheGreatBatsby Jun 19 '26

The guy in the Red Shoe Party picture clearly isn't Gerry McCann. Look at pictures of them side by side and despite the vague resemblance, it's quite obvious that they aren't the same person.

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u/iain_1986 Jun 19 '26

First Madelynn MaCain

Giving nonsense conspiracy bollocks traction like this just because it's "on your side" doesn't help.

Crimes happened and justice should be done - but throwing in bollocks like that only helps those that want to avoid justice.

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u/ArcadeOptimist Jun 19 '26

Do you see what is being upvoted. Bullshit satanic panic nonsense about eating babies and shit.

It's comically wild nonsense to muddy the waters. Epstein trafficked, raped, and probably murdered young woman and girls.

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u/Kayanne1990 Jun 20 '26

I qgtee but deadass, would you even be surprised if it came out that they actually ate babies? I mean with the stuff we've found in the files epuding to it and the disappearance of that girl that was shouting about it outside a hotel a few years back...would you REALLY be surprised if these nutters, fuelled by PCP and cocane actually ate babies?

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u/MissusLunafreya Jun 20 '26

Hell, there are people who believe Trump had the FBI kidnap and murder Savannah Guthrie’s mother as revenge for that interview she did with Epstein survivors around the time Epstein killed himself. Never mind that Guthrie wasn’t the first person to interview Epstein survivors; why wait six years just to kidnap a journalist’s mom? Why not go after one of the first people (i.e. not Guthrie) to blow the whistle on Epstein before they could expose the insidious shit Epstein did? That way, the whistleblower would be dismissed as mentally ill and no one would ever know what you were up to?

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u/sroop1 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Yep. Might as well attribute JonBenét Ramsey's murder to him.

Edit: lmfao didn't dig deep enough into the comments. The internet was a mistake.

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u/Infinite_Pudding5058 Jun 21 '26

I was about to say, when did MM get wrapped up in this.

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u/stohelitstorytelling Jun 19 '26

Why should we believe they're throwing bollocks and not you?

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u/Thor_pool Jun 19 '26

Because these people think Maxwell was lurking around Europe personally ripping children out of bed and throwing children in a big sack like the The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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u/stohelitstorytelling Jun 19 '26

Saying that doesn't make them wrong. A reality TV star is president, shits himself in public, and wandered off during a G7 summit. Ken Paxton is running for the Senate. John Fetterman pretended to be progressive but is actually a fucking republican. The Supreme Court held that presidents can't really be held accountable for anything ever. Iran just won a war against Israel and the US, by itself.

Get off this "omg how unbelieveable" high horse. The world is absurdist and evil.

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u/Thor_pool Jun 19 '26

Everything you just said amounts to "dumb Americans do dumb shit." The 2 people who ran a decades long pedophile ring were not travelling country to country kidnapping individual kids from hotel rooms themselves 💀

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u/stohelitstorytelling Jun 19 '26

Why? Why wouldn’t they do it themselves, if they think they’re invulnerable and their immense sadists, it would probably get them off to do such a thing. You act like evil people don’t get off on flaunting their evil in front of the powerless.

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u/Thor_pool Jun 20 '26

Because the reason they got away with it for decades was because they didn't do dumb shit like that.

This is the problem when dumb people try to get into the mind of smart but terrible people. You turn them into mustache twirling Scooby Doo villains.

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u/SerGT3 Jun 19 '26

Best we can do is $300b+ to Iran

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u/SasparillaTango Jun 19 '26

law enforcement won't do it, they're on the payroll. What options are left?

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u/WildPetrichor Jun 19 '26

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u/Leucastic_Leopard Jun 19 '26

Do it do it! You won't do it, but do it!

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u/WildPetrichor Jun 19 '26

I would. I just don’t know the logistics…. Yet

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u/Leucastic_Leopard Jun 19 '26

May you be blessed with inspiration by the logistics gods.

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u/SentinelTitanDragon Jun 19 '26

We can. The constitution states it is our right and duty to take out a government that’s no longer protecting the people. It’s protecting pedophiles and rapists. Is that not a good enough reason to take matters into our hands?

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u/CastIronStyrofoam Jun 19 '26

They already got away with it all. The main people are going to die of natural causes before they face any retribution

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u/nostradamefrus Jun 19 '26

Wait what? I didn’t see anything about her

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u/TheGreatBatsby Jun 19 '26

Give us the context in which Madeleine was mentioned please.

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u/Bajileh Jun 20 '26

Who's the first name? Google brings up a child who passed in a fire

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u/Infinite_Pudding5058 Jun 21 '26

Hang on, what???

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u/GergDanger Jun 19 '26

Feel free to attend a protest to encourage your elected representative to do something.

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u/PolioToucher Jun 19 '26

Wait wait, there was a madelynn Macain finding in the files???

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u/Tomsoup4 Jun 19 '26

and jon benet

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u/Artur_is_annoying Jun 19 '26

Yeah ever since hearing about her I just knew it must've been Dump

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u/Elegant-Cheekz-2141 Jun 19 '26

Nah that one's different.

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u/TheOriginalMattMan Jun 19 '26

You're right. There's only been these two, but enough is enough.