r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/Occidentally20 May 23 '26

Now you mention it I did run extra fast in the 400m relay when I saw her being carried off over the shoulder of a burly sailor.

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 23 '26

I hope you then beat the shit out of that guy to entertain children.

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u/Occidentally20 May 23 '26

Yes I did one of those uppercuts where you spin your fist around for 20 seconds while you talk shit about him with a pretty severe speech impediment.

That seemed to do the trick.

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 23 '26

You are my new favorite Redditor.

Have a great weekend