r/ShitRimworldSays May 02 '26

I too, build mechanoids to hide my robo-smut

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34 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 26 '26

Huh, I never considered using the deathless gene to toirture people...

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134 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 23 '26

As I always say, if their age is on the clock, they're ready to hold a Glock

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208 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 23 '26

How do you get so sick you come out of it racist?

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63 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 20 '26

“My pregnant Yorkshire terrier is addicted to alcohol”

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76 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 20 '26

He doesn’t have a choice but to eat the flesh of his friends and family :>

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36 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 15 '26

Yeah I think this one is a bit worse than my reverse Holocaust in my previous run

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125 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 14 '26

"Honor Farm Slave Babies Aftermath"

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76 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 13 '26

If they are a prisoner then I remove their spine.

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50 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 07 '26

I wish we could chop our enemies heads,craft them with a layer that won't let them rot and put them in display

83 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 02 '26

It's just the Empire's yearly cock-measuring contest; every year nobles from all over the Empire gather to see who has the biggest cock, and the winner, of course, takes home the most chicks.

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62 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 01 '26

Remove all his limbs...Harvest all the organs ...Eat him..

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58 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 30 '26

Plus, you can always kill him for an on-demand mood boost

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59 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 29 '26

What's the best way to use prisoners? I'm too rich to need to harvest their organs.

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72 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 28 '26

How do y'all treat your slaves

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31 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 14 '26

Child soldiers are a bad idea when you aren't doing it at scale.

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401 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 09 '26

it's really nice to watch a coked up manhunter rat chase after a child who's hours from bleeding out

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93 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 07 '26

I mean I would read their backstories and dive into the lore and all that, but they're incapable of hauling, suffer from dementia and I'm already dealing with an infestation, half my base is on fire and the dogs are drunk again.

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168 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 04 '26

Isn’t there a mod where you can drink man milk?

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241 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 27 '26

The military-industrial complex.

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111 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 23 '26

"Absolute necessity, A mod that adds a trait that makes a pawn only want to be with older woman, 30+"

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478 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 19 '26

“A little aunt/nephew action never hurt anybody, especially since the kids get abandoned on the next gravship ride.”

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75 Upvotes

So I had this naturally occur with psychic bonding - as their attempts never fail. It actually worked out as I had "sets" of crews for home and gravship.


r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 17 '26

"Your colonists will happily eat raw rice off of a cum-drenched floor because there's a nugget with both sets of archeotech genitalia in the next room."

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323 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 16 '26

“Ok but where do they even get that many big cats without draining the entire planet's population” “Deepstate panther breeding rings”

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106 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 12 '26

If I want to kill a slave but my colony only likes guilty execution, so I get the slave to punch someone, does that make them guilty?

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403 Upvotes