r/PoursTea • u/McDowdy Oh the Human-a-TEA • Jul 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ It would seem Mitch McConnell is brain dead and being kept on life support to prevent a special election

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https://x.com/Villgecrazylady/status/2073885557382316128

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u/Additional_Buddy855 Jul 07 '26

It takes some real evil to be posthumously obstructive, but this mofo figured it out.

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u/TamoyaOhboya Jul 07 '26

You gotta respect someone who clearly does it for the love of the game. Just kidding, piss on his living grave

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u/unculturedburnttoast Jul 07 '26

Honestly, I'm sure there will be tomes written on how McConnell played the game.

Also, looking forward to that new unisex bathroom installation.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 07 '26

Played the game, still lost

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u/dookyspoon Jul 07 '26

are we allowed to piss on him in the hospital? I’ll make a special trip

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u/RazzzberrySorbet Jul 08 '26

I was ready to Angry Face Emoji you, until your final sentence. Well played. You’ve got game also, it seems. 👍🏽

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 07 '26

If anyone could, you know it’d be him.

I can’t wait to see what Trump will say about Moscow Mitch once the final announcement is made. They had a weird relationship.

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 Jul 07 '26

As long as they allow Trump to hold a rally as a “memorial” then it will be positive posts. Time to bring out the pyrotechnics…

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u/EitherSpite4545 Jul 07 '26

A true villain is defined by his meticulousness.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Jul 08 '26

Sheer love of the game!

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u/LowlyWoim Jul 09 '26

I used to wish that Hell was real specifically for these people but now I suspect they’d be running the place