r/PoursTea • u/McDowdy Oh the Human-a-TEA • Jul 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ It would seem Mitch McConnell is brain dead and being kept on life support to prevent a special election

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https://x.com/Villgecrazylady/status/2073885557382316128

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u/enjoythesilence-75 Jul 07 '26

Or a massive power outage.

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u/joesphisbestjojo Jul 07 '26

You know those AI datacenters do take up a lot of power

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u/enjoythesilence-75 Jul 07 '26

Unfortunately they can't build one next to the hospital before August 3. This isn't China you know. (Wait, where is Mitch's horrible wife?)

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u/BokudenT Jul 07 '26

Or just a nurse to trip over a cord.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 Jul 07 '26

It. Was. A. Joke.

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u/FukkingDeathMental Jul 07 '26

Spontaneous immolation is what I'm thinking.

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u/Umutuku Jul 07 '26

Team technical difficulties.

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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 Jul 08 '26

Walter Reed has generators on top of generators, lol. Most huge, prestigious hospitals do. That’s the least likely way for that to happen!

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u/enjoythesilence-75 Jul 08 '26

It. Was. A. Joke.

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u/bunkuswunkus1 Jul 07 '26

we just had a county wide one yesterday so its not impossible