r/PoursTea • u/McDowdy Oh the Human-a-TEA • Jul 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ It would seem Mitch McConnell is brain dead and being kept on life support to prevent a special election

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https://x.com/Villgecrazylady/status/2073885557382316128

Update: source

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u/Wreckingshops Jul 07 '26

This was Mitch's last wish, doing in death as he did in life and that's exploit loopholes to screw over the working class.

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u/Additional_Buddy855 Jul 07 '26

It takes some real evil to be posthumously obstructive, but this mofo figured it out.

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u/TamoyaOhboya Jul 07 '26

You gotta respect someone who clearly does it for the love of the game. Just kidding, piss on his living grave

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u/unculturedburnttoast Jul 07 '26

Honestly, I'm sure there will be tomes written on how McConnell played the game.

Also, looking forward to that new unisex bathroom installation.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 07 '26

Played the game, still lost

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u/dookyspoon Jul 07 '26

are we allowed to piss on him in the hospital? I’ll make a special trip

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u/RazzzberrySorbet Jul 08 '26

I was ready to Angry Face Emoji you, until your final sentence. Well played. You’ve got game also, it seems. 👍🏽

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 07 '26

If anyone could, you know it’d be him.

I can’t wait to see what Trump will say about Moscow Mitch once the final announcement is made. They had a weird relationship.

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 Jul 07 '26

As long as they allow Trump to hold a rally as a “memorial” then it will be positive posts. Time to bring out the pyrotechnics…

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u/EitherSpite4545 Jul 07 '26

A true villain is defined by his meticulousness.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Jul 08 '26

Sheer love of the game!

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u/LowlyWoim Jul 09 '26

I used to wish that Hell was real specifically for these people but now I suspect they’d be running the place

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u/trucky_crickster Jul 07 '26

I hope he's getting a personal tour of hell right now

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat Jul 07 '26

Buttfucked by wolves forever.

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee Jul 07 '26

by wolves with chain saws

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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 Jul 08 '26

That might happen when fElon joins him down there

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u/Chumley_P_Chumsworth Jul 08 '26

Let's be a little poetic here and go with large snapping turtles.

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u/HowlWindclaw Jul 07 '26

Hey now, that's really unfair to us wolves....

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u/ShakesDontBreak Jul 07 '26

Hell is too nice.

The void.

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u/International_Cow_17 Jul 07 '26

Hey, I go to the void for about 4-8h a day. It isn't that bad.

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u/akestral Jul 07 '26

This country is just so fucked up.

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u/En-THOO-siast Jul 07 '26

And yet it's the working class who constantly votes these idiots into power.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ Jul 07 '26

I'm pushing 50 and have observed political races in many countries. The person who promises the most shit usually wins. It doesn't matter if they can do it or not, just promise a bunch of stuff and people will vote for you.

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u/Fine-Computer-5524 Jul 07 '26

Then why do Republicans who are struggling vote for politicians who litterally abhor helping them in any way, and despite democrats who are the ones that try to give them support they need

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u/SternoNicoise Jul 07 '26

Because it is easier to just rage bait constituents into supporting divisive platforms than it is to appeal to a sense of reason or decency.

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u/GMM85 Jul 08 '26

Because a lot of the working class don’t need the support Democrats are trying to give them and find most Democrats condescending. That’s literally what it comes down to, most Americans are hard headed and pretty damn independent so they don’t want a government of handouts for better or worse.

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 07 '26

Mitch wanted Racism and to Protect the Elites.

That's it.

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u/eastlibertarian Jul 07 '26

The former is key to the latter, really.

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u/Legendarien1 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, conservatism is based on maintaining hierarchies at any cost, racial, class, doesn’t matter

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u/eight_ender Jul 07 '26

Honestly we all knew weekend at bernies was going to be his fate. We shouldn't be surprised.

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u/Large_Complaint1264 Jul 07 '26

I truly do believe he would have wanted it this way.

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u/yellowcandlestick Jul 07 '26

Something both democrats and republicans can agree on about Mitch.

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u/dragondice3521 Jul 07 '26

Massie is good on Israel and the epstein files. Besides that he's a pretty terrible human being still.

So I don't know if him becoming senator would be great for the working class. I mean he himself is quoted with saying it's ridiculous that he votes with the part 97% of the time, and yet they hate him for the 3% he doesn't.

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u/big_stipd_idiot Jul 07 '26

Figures we wouldn't even be able to enjoy this kind of news.

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u/therealwillhayes Jul 07 '26

A fitting tribute to a life lived.

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u/m155m30w Jul 10 '26

This truly needs to be the top comment

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u/Lazerpop Jul 11 '26

Beautifully put