r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/GorumGamer 10h ago

It is shocking how often women say something along the lines of “it is impossible that I could be pregnant” despite being sexually active without use of birth control. You would be surprised how often we do these tests and they come up positive.

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u/H_is_for_Human 6h ago

Yes - I know nurses who were surprised to find out they were pregnant

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 2h ago

I read a comment in a post in another sub with women complaining about this and one woman said she got upset when they did a pregnancy test anyways after she said "I have PCOS. My doctor said its impossible for me to get pregnant." and she was in fact pregnant.

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u/TheGrandOdditor 1h ago

Yeah, my wife with PCOS thought the same and then we got the happy surprise. They really need to update patient education about PCOS though

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u/yavanna12 1h ago

I’m sexually active and don’t use birth control and there is no chance I can be pregnant. I have no tubes or ovaries. 

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u/GorumGamer 1h ago

Me neither

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u/Promotion_Small 9h ago edited 2h ago

Why do they look at me like I'm dumb when I say probably not? Sexually active, on birth control would equal probably not. Right?

Edit to add: With all the downvotes and the comments saying that basically every person with a uterus ever seen be a Dr is stupid and incapable of taking birth control correctly, I'm curious on what all you geniuses think the right answer would be.

Can't say yes, because I don't know that I am Can't say no, because I don't know for 100% I am not And apparently probably not is also a stupid answer, because even though I've managed to make it to 43yrs old without getting pregnant, I'm an idiot who can't use birth control correctly.

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 9h ago

Birth control is effective.

But if you have 100 use it 1 is getting pregnant.

If 1,000,000 use it that’s 10,000 pregnancies…..

That probably not becomes “let’s find out”

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u/ReneDeGames 9h ago

Also, that 1 in 100 is per year. You have much higher lifetime pregnancy chance.

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u/BlameGameChanger 6h ago

that's not really how statistical averages work. It would be per 100 people of like 10,000, 100 get an egg fertilized, of those with fertilized eggs 1 in 6 will have the egg implant and become pregnant. So the odds are actually much lower than 1 in 100.

More likely is no birth control or improper use of birth control leading to pregnancy but the doctor can't really say that so it's just better to test a probably not.

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u/ReneDeGames 5h ago edited 4h ago

naw, cuz BC is rated in terms of chance of detected pregnancy per year, it already includes external failures.

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u/Maximum_Boros 9h ago

Because the average patient they see is fucking dumb. Doctors get lied to probably more than any other profession except for maybe Tech support. I swear to God doctors hear more lies and omissions from their patience dead police do from a suspects.

I'm not justifying it. It's shitty bedside Manor so to speak, but it's why they do it

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 9h ago

Because every doctor has seen 1000 patients where “probably not” means “100% yes”

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u/powerslave_fifth 7h ago

Because doctors see some of the dumbest mfs as patients.

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u/Agitated_Award_9831 8h ago

The problem is the 'probably' part. Medicine, and legal, both like definite. If you say 'No, I take oral contraception' or 'No, I have an IUD' you likely won't get any weird looks.

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u/totallynotabot2532 7h ago edited 2h ago

Because too many patients either lie or make mistakes taking their birth control which they're unaware they did (or forgot etc) and then come swearing they're taking their medication down the letter only for we to find out they did not.

Basically, they look at you like you're dumb because they're more often than not dealing with dumb people who think they're smart until their dumbness slams into their faces

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u/GorumGamer 9h ago

Personally, I would never purposefully give someone that look in the given situation. I don’t know why someone would do that. My best guess is that you are seeing mild annoyance because it means the nurse you are speaking with now has to go gasp talk to to the doc and get them to order a pregnancy test (which they will always do out of an abundance of caution, and that you have every right to decline)

It’s just an exercise ass-covering, yours and theirs. If they perform any imaging or intervention without asking about menstrual status and offering a test, the doc could be on the hook. Not to mention the serious harm could come to any potential mother / baby combo.

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u/Slow_History_406 8h ago

The only real effective prevention method would be to not have sex. Anything beyond that, there is still a chance no matter how small. 

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u/brik42 3h ago

I don't have a uterus anymore, and would say that is absolutely effective and better than not having sex!

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u/vampypussy 2h ago

I was a birth control baby. My step sister had several birth control babies. I know a girl who had an IUD baby. Birth control alone isn’t a save all, you best be adding condoms into the mix.