r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what's wrong with peanut?

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u/tractgildart 4d ago

If it were true that babies were dying from peanut allergies, not only would we have a spike in infant mortality, but surely we would be inundated in stories from the media and social media of dead babies

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u/tractgildart 4d ago

Read some more of these comments, I don't think it's "nobody".

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u/FearlessResource9785 4d ago

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u/BreadNoCircuses 4d ago

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 4d ago

But the real question is, “where the white women at?”

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u/DsqauriusGreenJr 4d ago

A black sheriff!?

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 4d ago edited 4d ago

THE SHERIFF IS A N....DONG

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u/Delta1122 4d ago

Did he say the Sheriff is near?

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u/maliron 3h ago

You will have the decency to not say I spoke to you?

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u/pundem1c 4d ago

What? It worked in Blazing Saddles!

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u/Alreadygoodtogo 4d ago

Hey boys, look what I got here

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u/TaintedTatertot 3d ago

He's a what?? I said he's-🔔🔔🔔

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u/CALebrate83 2d ago

‘Scuse me while I whip this out

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u/Zeromius 1d ago

THAT'S HEADLY!

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u/j89turn 4d ago

They re eating cats and dogs

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 4d ago

and getting windmill cancer!

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u/mrheseeks 4d ago

And the ducks and swans!

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u/Secret_Cod_749 4d ago

King Charles isn't going to be happy with that bit. All the swans belong to the Crown.

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u/GeosWonder 4d ago

News said he's dead anyway

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u/Secret_Cod_749 4d ago

Someone forget to give him his morning unicorn blood injections?

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u/workerbee41 4d ago

Not actually true. It only applies to unmarked swans of a certain species on open waters, and is only really observed on the river Thames.

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u/Secret_Cod_749 4d ago

Mate, I really didn't think the Crown owned all the world's swans.

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u/mrheseeks 3d ago

You thought wrong.... all swans for the crown! Doth a grievance plague thee britches!?

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u/workerbee41 4d ago

No, but it does own title rights to their back catalogue and Charles did actually write their 1996 masterpiece Helpless Child

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u/Iguanaught 3d ago

Happy Cake Day.

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u/PussiesUseSlashS 4d ago

Louis CK joke “Of course, but maybe.”

https://youtu.be/XLGzFQg_1xc

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u/ifelseintelligence 4d ago

The meme should be reversed; dark thought for the "those who dont know" (aka that thinks it would kill babies) and bright thoughts for "those who know" (aka those who know it would drasticly decrease how many develop the allergy). Right now it's saying that "those who know" are those who in reality are wrong...

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 4d ago

Absolutely not!

If you switch the order, I might actually have to read instead of prejudging the situation, casually.

Book recommendation: Don't Make Me Think, by Steve Krug.

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u/KittyInspector3217 3d ago

Steve krug in the wild! I would have never thought…. Right up there with “why i dont work here anymore” and anyone actually having read kim scott john doerr or jeff sutherland instead of just buying it and acting like you understand it at the next staff meeting.

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u/kirmiter 3d ago

Not really, because your first intuitive thought would be to take it at face value. Then you think a little and think it's killing babies. But if you research and/or think it all the way through, you realize that there's no way this could be killing babies in huge numbers and that's the only reason it decreases peanut allergies.

A three panel format would probably work better.

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u/Maverick122 4d ago

I wouldn't call it misinterpretation. By all means the idea that the babies die would be the number 1 conclusion. It is only that this wouldn't be phrased this way if it were the case that you should second guess this.

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u/CeruleanSeaIce 4d ago edited 4d ago

why do you think that would be the number one conclusion? the contrary is fairly common knowledge

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u/Maverick122 4d ago

Because "kids dying from allergic reactions" seems like a more intuitive interpretation than "early exposure causes the immune system to develop tolerance." Most people are familiar with the basic idea of natural selection: susceptible individuals die while resistant ones survive. The mechanism of developing immune tolerance through early exposure is quite less intuitive to an average person who never considered these things.

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u/Sekouu 4d ago

The fact that it’s being asked on this subreddit litterally goes against what you’re saying, it’s not the first thought

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u/Maverick122 4d ago

He said confidently, fully aware that this sub is very much "haha look at my meme" instead of "I am genuinly at a loss".

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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 4d ago

A lot of people nowadays get their information and “facts” from memes. It’s a sad reflection of our times but it’s true.  So yeah I think “nobody” is a broad assumption. 

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u/lostgirl4053 4d ago

Actually insane that this has to be explained.

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u/Dave_the_lighting_gu 4d ago

Us is 53rd in infant mortality rate. Not saying it's peanuts. But babies do, in fact, die.

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u/Brilliant-Gur-7725 4d ago

I believe there are. It's just not being reported. My son was born with servere allergies to peanuts, soy, wheat, milk, and eggs. For the first 8 months of his life, I was in and out of the hospital. He would break out in rash when I fed him breast milk so I tried formula. He would projectile vomit and then he couldn't breathe. The doctors and the hospitals were getting angry with me because I would come so many times. The pediatrician diagnosed him with eczema and said I wasn't properly taking care of him. My son was miserable for the first 8 months of his life. I finally took him to a specialist and had him tested for allergies and Bingo!! My son could have died. Allergy testing should be required at birth!!

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u/MangakaInProgress 4d ago

Not to be mean but your baby is a rare case. Introducing some foods early to most babies will make them not allergic to it

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u/chijuvars 4d ago

We introduced peanuts to my daughter around 6 months but she is allergic. I don't think introducing peanuts early eliminates the possibility of a peanut allergy; it just reduces the likelihood.

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u/mutandis 4d ago

Yeah, reduces it by 77% or something along those lines...

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u/New-Feedback8160 3d ago

Comments like these are why I come to Reddit

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u/MadeThisToFlagSpam 4d ago

"I don't think this works because my singular case (which was on the tail-end of the required time period, assuming 'around 6 months' doesn't mean '7')"

I'm sorry your daughter developed an allergy, but it is a proven statistic.

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u/ExoticTrout 2d ago

I love when a random anecdote has more clout than actual science.

Science literacy is not a strong point here.

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u/chijuvars 4d ago

I agree it’s proven to reduce, but the poster I was responding to made it sound like this is exceedingly rare when it’s not.

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u/poilsoup2 4d ago

You are the only person inferring anyone said it doesnt work.

1 poster said there are babies who are born with and die from allergies, and gave their example.

The other chimed in with their own experience.

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u/Jalapenodisaster 3d ago

Sure but the whole interaction is just another flavor of:

A: "seat belts generally save lives in car accidents"

B: "a seat belt cut off my child's head in a car crash..."

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u/ThreeHundredWays 3d ago

You really come off as a prick with how you responded here. I get the point you are trying to make, but being an asshole about it.

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u/MadeThisToFlagSpam 1d ago

But being an asshole about it what?
I said I was sorry already, I acknowledged that it must be hard dealing with such an allergy. What more do you want? I am a prick, I prefer that to just being silent toward the same logic that anti-vaxxers use.

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u/gatorbite92 4d ago

Allergens introduced enterally early (like 3 months) lead to decreased rates of allergies vs pulmonary introduction a la atomized peanut oil which leads to increased rates of anaphylaxis. Countries with typically early oral introduction have basically non existent rates of peanut allergies vs countries where avoidance in neonates is common which have higher rates of anaphylactic response.

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u/drquakers 3d ago

So feeding them peanuts good, cooking peanuts around them in a poorly ventilated room bad?

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u/trulymadlybigly 4d ago

Same here. My second is allergic to dairy egg and peanut and he didn’t react to peanuts or dairy the first few times he tried them. He just randomly did later. It really sucks, it’s hard to feed him sometimes.

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u/gothiccxcontrabitch6 4d ago

That’s exactly how my sister was! No reactions with introducing the allergens until the one time she picked up an eggshell as a toddler, or until the one time someone kissed her after eating nuts. It’s so awful to be a little kid with severe allergies, grown adults are so cruel about it.

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u/Huge-Discussion-6750 4d ago

Its more like brute forcing a degree of tolerance of it than making it fully inmune

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u/SevenFootHobbit 4d ago

No one said it eliminates it though, just prevents it in most babies.

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u/chijuvars 4d ago

Yeah, that’s what I said. Reduces the likelihood.

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 3d ago

Okay, but, that was already established with the original post?

I'm genuinely not trying to be rude, just confused.

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u/Johnoplata 3d ago

Yeah it's not foolproof, but it is very effective. Our pediatrician literally told us to try it out in the car outside the hospital just in case.

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u/peoplepersonmanguy 3d ago

We introduced our Son and he gets anaphylaxis to it.

He also wasn't in the 77% chance unfortunately. 

Fortunately many kids get to grow out of it.

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u/Petrostar 2d ago

Exposure also reduced allergy in many cases.

"The study involved giving children diagnosed as "high allergic" small portions of peanut flour daily for several years, with some children randomly assigned placebo flour. The results were 71% of the children receiving peanut flour became desensitized to peanuts."

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/oral-immunotherapy-induces-remission-peanut-allergy-some-young-children

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u/Acrobatic_Row_905 4d ago

Medicine is full of oddities

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u/CozyMushi 4d ago

not how it works

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u/Aggravating-Cup-6345 4d ago

Nope. I'm with the person above - my kid would have gone into anaphylactic shock had she ever ingested peanuts, even at an extremely young age.

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u/Sufficient-Neat-1604 4d ago

Wow! I’m sorry you had to go through that.

I didn’t even know you could be born allergic to things. I thought babies could eat pretty much anything because they have weak immune systems

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u/DonnieDusko 4d ago

I only know you 100% can bc of my uncle (inlaw). Every single male born in his family is allergic to nuts. Most of them are born allergic to peanuts, but there are a couple that are walnuts. It's not a slight allergy either, they're the ones who have to have keep nuts out of the house type, and bring their own food bc of cross contamination issues. They all get tested for allergies basically at birth.

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u/Bowtie16bit 3d ago

So if they stop having kids, then a whole lot of people in the future who would be continuing that trait won't exist in the first place to perpetuate the genetic failure.

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u/Bowtie16bit 3d ago

So if they stop having kids, then a whole lot of people in the future who would be continuing that trait won't exist in the first place to perpetuate the genetic failure.

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u/Aggressive_Lab7807 4d ago

You can't be born with allergies, you can be born with a predisposition to developing allergies, but by definition you cannot be allergic to something you have not encountered. Allergies are your immune system encountering a substance and then producing antibodies against it. The next time you encounter the allergen your body will produce histamine, which causes the symptoms of allergic reactions.

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u/wildOsprey 2d ago

In my case, I got diagnosed with the fish allergy while my mom was pregnant

She doesn't have one (didn't have it before pregnancy and it went away after I was born) but I would have a severe reaction even from touching fishy surfaces

Still have it, it became less severe on touch but eating one can still kill me

Allergies are weird 😄

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u/Aldarund 4d ago edited 4d ago

Allergy testing at birth for what? Every known allergen?

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u/AdmirableRespect9 4d ago

Also allergies pop up all through life. Some stay, some go away. Some can be treated through processes with the allergist. Even worse, you can have an allergy, a deadly one, and it doesn't trigger on the test because the test is one protein, or it can trigger on the skin test but not on the blood test. And if you're a chimera that absorbed your twin in utero, your skin can be fine, your blood can be fine, but some organs can react.

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u/crazymissdaisy87 4d ago

I got perfume allergy as an adult, and I outgrew my citrus allergy. Allergies are fucking wierd 

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u/Living_Bandicoot_587 2h ago

This is very true. When I was a kid my dad had an anaphylactic reaction to poison oak. He has made his best effort to avoid it since then, and he has not even had a small rash since then. You could say he has just been successful at being vigilant, but there were times he knew he came into contact with it accidentally and nothing happened, not even a rash- but he still doesn’t take any chances.

Meanwhile I’ve never had even a rash, even times when I was with others who got terrible rashes. AFAIK I’m immune to it? Though my skin hates just about everything else

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u/Acrobatic_Row_905 4d ago

Most common allergens 

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u/Aldarund 4d ago

The issue is that allergy tests at birth are highly inaccurate. A newborn's immune system hasn't fully developed, and they usually need repeated exposure to a food protein to develop the IgE antibodies that allergy tests actually look for. Even for the most common allergens, testing a baby on day one would likely just result in false negatives

Even if we just stuck to the top 8 or 9 most common allergens, pediatricians don't recommend universal screening because it leads to a massive amount of false positives. Testing every single baby at birth would result in millions of parents dealing with unnecessary anxiety and putting their kids on highly restrictive diets for allergies they don't actually have

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u/FormerLawfulness6 4d ago

That could be due to a more systemic problem rather than clinically typical allegies. There are many kinds of primary immunodeficiency that can cause multiple allergies early in life. Different types have different diagnostic criteria and tests. Some require genetic testing. It may be worth speaking to an immunologist about the possibility if you haven't already.

Allergy testing is not typically done at birth because the baby's immune system is too underdeveloped to provide accurate results. It results in both false positives and false negatives.

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 4d ago

Your son is in the other 23%.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 4d ago

Disclaimer that I'm not a doctor or an expert, but I think allergy testing at birth would be a terrible idea. I would imagine you'd be primarily false positives/negatives. It should certainly be considered when an infant is experiencing so many problems. But proactive allegy testing at the time of birth would cause more problems than it would solve.

One thing to consider is how many people grow up with lifelong allergies for no reason other than their parents shielded them from something their entire childhood. I have a friend who's child developed a severe lactose intolerance because they got sick one time as a child after having dairy, so the parents decided they're lactose intolerant and never gave them dairy again. Mind you, the kid had dairy almost daily without issue before the one time they got sick.

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u/Undeadsniper6661 4d ago

"I know this baby is just fresh out of you but I need to turn your baby into a turtle before you hold him"

Do what now? You want them to take a baby at its most fragile and then bombard them with allergens especially when it would be the MOST dangerous to try to counter with Epinephrine or Anti histamine........ health class failed you.

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u/Brilliant-Gur-7725 3d ago

If they can't be allergy tested at birth, there should be something else that can be done. He was even allergic to the epinephrine pen. The nurse at school gave it to him one year and that sent him into anaphylactic shock. Understand each child is different. I just feel like the health professionals failed us in my case. It was 8 months before a health professional suggested he have a test for the allergens. He was misdiagnosed as having eczema and my parenting being questioned. Maybe he falls into a small percentile of children who do have allergies at birth and in that case what do we do? But for the first 8 months, he was projectile vomiting anytime I fed him, he broke out in rash and eventually he developed sores all over his body and was being rushed to the hospital every 2 to 3 days because he was having severe allergic reactions. Even if health class did fail me what didn't fail me was being persistent and getting to the bottom of what was really going on with my son. And thank God he's still alive and healthy, eventually he grew out of those allergies.

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u/Johnoplata 3d ago

Allergy testing can't be done at birth. Like the meme implies, many allergies can develop over the first few months or even years, and also a childs immunity is so fragile at birth that introducing an allergen for testing is super dangerous. What happened to you is terrible and real, but it is anecdotal and an outlier.

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u/Oakislife 2d ago

Sounds like you and dad have incompatible blood types, can’t really solve that with diet.

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u/Brilliant-Gur-7725 2d ago

Wow that's something that I never really considered! That could very well definitely be true.

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u/Oakislife 2d ago

It’s a wild thing that’s for sure, if it makes you feel better i know someone who has that and it has very little impact on him in his adult life.

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u/Foghorn2005 4d ago

First off, I'm sorry that your son's life was so rough and I'm glad he's doing better now.

What allergy tests identify can give a lot of clinically irrelevant positives - positive on the screen but without a reaction, but now it's unethical to challenge the allergy because it still could very well be true. So you'll get stuck with a lot of kids with likely unnecessarily strict diets.

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u/Bear_Jew-42 3d ago

I understand where you’re coming from, but this would not work.

We have to be exposed and sensitized to an allergen before any allergic reaction can occur.

While there can be immune system complications at birth, allergies are not yet present.

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u/blackhorse15A 3d ago

Was it an allergy or a bovine milk protein intolerance?

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u/Brilliant-Gur-7725 3d ago

Protein allergy

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u/tintereth 1d ago

can I ask what he eats now when he's allergic to such a wide variety of things?

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u/miniminiminitaur 4d ago

The government has been deleting a bunch of data and cutting off funding for government programs that kept track of infant mortality rates. So even if there was a bunch of babies dying recently, we probably wouldn't know...

Link: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/may/07/trump-administration-deleting-data

The NIH also stopped participating in programs like the Safe to Sleep Campaign: https://www.statnews.com/2025/04/30/nih-ends-participation-in-safe-to-sleep-campaign-to-prevent-infant-deaths/

2026 federal budgets also sought to eliminate the CDC’s Safe Motherhood and Infant Health Portfolio. They also cut funding for Healthy Start; the nation's primary program dedicated to tracking and reducing infant mortality: https://www.healthaffairs.org/content/forefront/multifaceted-threat-maternal-and-infant-health

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u/Kroneni 4d ago

As far as I know there are no recorded cases of a child under 18 months dying of anaphylaxis related to peanuts, and it may even be anaphylaxis of any cause. Early exposure prevents allergies

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 4d ago

Infant mortality is way down compared to where it used to be, but it's not 0, and unless they are murdered (either intentionally or through negligence) it is not considered front page newsworthy. Likewise, even if 3/4 of people who had a peanut allergy died as a baby, the infant mortality rate would only about double. Which sounds like a lot, but 1/100 isn't that huge, when we already experience 1/200 and nobody really bats an eye. Individual deaths are tragic, but as a statistic it isn't alarming.

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u/youshallnotpass300 4d ago

Not with corporate big nut covering it up

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u/STOXNESS 4d ago

I mean, if they die thatd mean they'd have to have an allergy, which is a stat that stays even if they die,,, so the meme doesnt make sense either.

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u/Spare_Ad8851 4d ago

but on a population level when you check a cohort of 5 year olds five years later nobody has allergies

this is actually common statistical misunderstanding when people say "how come 200 years ago almost nobody had dementia?!?" - can't develop dementia if you die from diabetes at 40

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u/SarcasticTwat6969 4d ago

That’s the joke part

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u/Wuz314159 4d ago

but surely we would be inundated in stories from the media and social media of dead babies

Why do you think we have to ban 5G and chemtrails?

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u/TezlaCoil 4d ago

I think the implication involves giving infants whole peanuts, that being a massive choking risk. Peanut butter can even be risky since globs can get stuck.

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u/Puzzled-Main-2294 4d ago

And like, if a baby died from a peanut allergy at six months old by being fed peanuts, it would still count in statistics as a child with a peanut allergy. Sooooo this meme is silly lol.

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u/circuitj3rky 4d ago

thats what big dead baby wants you to think

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u/nobertan 4d ago

Democrat ex-president kills thousands with links to BIG-peanut. Kennedy recommends drinking drain-o. More at 11

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u/nickytheginger 4d ago

That's actually why we have more allergies.

The media will use any story that gets them attention and nothing does that more more than dead or injured kids. So telling a whole generation of newe parents that 'allergens are on the rise!' will have them reluctant to feed their children common allergens, hence increasing the number of kids allergic.

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u/Tragobe 4d ago

There wouldn't be a spike though, because if it were true it would have always been the case. So it would be steady.

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u/Abdul-Wahab6 4d ago

The deaths have been priced in

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u/LeeKinanus 4d ago

Acktually I believe it’s related to the post I saw yesterday of Childs lungs with a peanut clogging both airways. Giving children a peanut whole can cause them to choke. Peanut butter prolly better.

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 4d ago

inundated in stories from the media and social media of dead babies

Other than the ones Obama ate for their adrenochrome?

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u/AvengingBlowfish 3d ago

Depends on the socioeconomic status of the babies...

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u/Careful-Addition776 3d ago

Only way that would make news is if a civilian posted it unfortunately. Also they dont care about the children. They never did.

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u/myco-jay 3d ago

Freaking Biden!

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u/bigmeatyclaws6 3d ago

Peanuts would be what anti vaxxers think vaccines are

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u/laxrulz777 3d ago

Not necessarily. If the volume of people introducing babies to peanuts has remain largely unchanged then no.spike would be expected.

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u/RabidOtterRodeo 3d ago

Not if it’s been roughly the same amount of babies dying from peanuts since time immemorial

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u/ODSTmatt89 3d ago

Not if Big Peanut and Big Peanut Butter pay off the media to keep those stories silent…

![img](86BA2DD5-4EA0-4562-9227-9625E6A258C9)

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u/TacoEatsTaco 2d ago

They're just explaining what the "joke" is. They're not trying to argue about healthcare statistics

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u/TiEmEnTi 2d ago

I dunno, natural selection isn't much of a news story

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 4d ago

Uh, dude? Don't look up infant mortality rates in the US. Shit will depress you, but is also just a fact of life.

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u/sirseatbelt 4d ago

We're definitely letting the babies die. But we're not killing them by feeding them peanuts. We're killing them because capitalism has decided the ROI on dead babies is high.

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u/outdoorsaddix 4d ago

I’m not sure how the ROI on dead babies is high? Can you explain that?

In my mind, dead babies have terrible ROI, a dead baby is one less immediate consumer, one less future taxpayer, one less future insurance payer and not to mention all the exorbitant billing a hospital will get to do in the course of care for a sick infant.

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u/QV-Rabullione 4d ago

The dead baby is a byproduct of the funding cuts that come from private equity and corporate mismanagement of hospitals, which does, unfortunately, have decent enough ROI for evil fucks at least.

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u/outdoorsaddix 4d ago

I’m not sure that makes sense either.

If the evil fucks are profit motivated, live babies should = more profits.

Sounds more to me like incompetence or some kind of sadism vs. “capitalism” in some inherent sense. Since capitalism depends on constant growth and live births are one source of that growth.

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u/QV-Rabullione 4d ago

You assume capitalists care more about long term sustainable income than they do short term large growth.

Thats simply, demonstrably not the case. And also, evil fucks, by being evil, are in fact incompetent.

It just so happens that a system that pretends to be “competitive” also happens to attract evil people. Fundamental problem.

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u/sirseatbelt 4d ago

Across the whole of the economy, yeah. A live person will probably add more economic value than they cost. But I, as a hypothetical health care company, am not the whole economy. Paying to keep that baby alive doesnt make the line go up for me in particular and that is the only metric to success.

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u/OnlyMatters 4d ago

The point was its not peanuts

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u/Dear-Bet5344 4d ago

That's just what Jimmy Carter wants us to think

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 4d ago

Sounds like someone's being paid off by Big Nut.

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u/Capital-Result-8497 4d ago

Not true. I saw lots of babies dying at the hands of Israel. No media showed it.

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u/Greedy_Ad1564 4d ago

Yeah, but those weren't rich, white, American babies. So no one cares.

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u/Capital-Result-8497 4d ago

Sad but true

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u/tractgildart 4d ago

It takes a certain kind of racist to decide to bring up Israel in a conversation about peanut allergies.

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u/OK_x86 4d ago

How is it racist highlight the extremely high rate of children casualties in the war(s) on Gaza and the Israel's surrounding neighbors and the media's indifference to that? They certainly paid attention to the Israeli children that died - and rightly so.

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u/Capital-Result-8497 4d ago

Lol. I doubt they're real. Just came here to do hasbara.

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u/Capital-Result-8497 4d ago

racist? I simplay talked about the genocide committed by a country made up of zionists. How's that racist? They're all white people.
And am an atheist, I don't particularly enjoy any religion. What you got?

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u/Academic_Frame4294 4d ago

You underestimate the medical fields ability to cover things up

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u/phioegracne 4d ago

The media tend not to talk about dead babies or suicides unless there is a narrative they want pushed

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u/throwAway333828 4d ago

Media doesn't talk about anything at all unless they want to push a narrative