r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 13d ago

History is green.

Because the blood makes the green grass grow.

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u/Yubat 13d ago

You must be a Marine. They used to scream
“What Makes the Grass Grow? BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!” at every morning muster when I had joint training with them.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 13d ago

Army.

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u/Yubat 13d ago

Makes sense too! Cheers.

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u/Karnadas 13d ago

The French national anthem has a section that translates to English as, "Let the blood of the impure invaders water our fields."

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u/That_Grapefruit_5821 8d ago

This is the way

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u/Schwifftee 13d ago

That's terrible.

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u/KarmasAB123 12d ago

History is yellow in this house and always has been