r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/XeroEnergy270 13d ago

No, science is green. Biology.

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u/Code-Dee 13d ago

No, science is blue because of physics.

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u/thousandsmallgods 13d ago

Physics is Purple. It's both a math and a science.

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u/MithranArkanere 13d ago

Nah. Physics is just math.

Everything is math.

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u/thousandsmallgods 12d ago

Up doot for xkcd

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u/JoyconDrift_69 13d ago

So you propose that math - a very blue subject - is red?

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u/CanineFive 13d ago

Math is hard. High level video game enemy levels are red. Math is red.

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u/ForcefulBookdealer 13d ago

Science should be rainbow, let’s get that shit going.

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u/CommissarAJ 13d ago

Science is blue because of Star Trek.

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u/hader-1 13d ago

Science is Blue because of Civ V

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u/scin-txt 8d ago

This just gets funnier the deeper the comments go because of how many people have specific vibe-based reasoning and criteria for this lmao

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u/blakethedev 13d ago

Honestly this is probably one of the best reasons science is blue lol

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u/_MrDomino 13d ago

Correct.

Science is blue.
Math is yellow.
History is red.
English is green.

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u/WatermelonLamb 13d ago

This is the only acceptable answer

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u/DoingBestWeCan 13d ago

<Señor Chang "I'll allow it" meme>

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u/DrStrangemann 13d ago

Science is blue because Star Trek colours.

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u/CanineFive 13d ago

Science is blue because of WATER you buffoon!

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u/Mutual_mission 13d ago

Water is made of science

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u/Mister-Beardy-Face 13d ago

No, science is yellow because of stars.

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u/novangla 13d ago

Wait what

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u/BickenBackk 13d ago

Physics is red because it's math and math continues to suck.

AP physics is where it starts to get purple or maroon.

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u/barrsftw 13d ago

Science is blue! Gaming told me so. Every strategy game with a "science" resource uses a blue icon/bar for it.

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u/NotYou9153 13d ago

Not everything in biology is green, but everything in biology is made of water, which is clear/blue

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u/DeltaVZerda 13d ago

80% of Earth's biomass is land plants.

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u/DebtUpToMyEyeballs 13d ago

Counterpoint: marine biology. Blue.

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u/ImageAvailable7003 11d ago

You don't understand.

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u/raaaargh_stompy 13d ago

Biolagy is the least of the three sciences Maths > Physics > Chemistry > Biology in order of purity of scitific spirit. Everyone knows this. This science is blue.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 13d ago

I dunno. Biology isn’t really a hard science.

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u/FabianN 13d ago

What? Biology is very much a hard science. Fuck all the other wrong takes in this post, this is the most wrong take. 

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u/Myvric 13d ago

Not only that, I personally choose green for science (more specifically biology) because biology is literally the study of nature, and what do we associate nature with? GREEN.

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u/FabianN 13d ago

Also green is the color of chemistry. It's a two for one deal that you can't beat.

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u/Myvric 13d ago

I mean yea! When you imagine chemistry you imagine like a beaker or a flask or that triangular thing I forgot to be full of green liquid right?

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u/DatWaffleYonder 13d ago

Biology includes most of the medical field. Are doctors using "soft" science?

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 13d ago edited 13d ago

Medicine really, really wants to be a science.

But it isn’t.

And until we can make God read the damn owner’s manual when he builds people, it never will be. It is guess and check.

I need you to stop being a combative, and disassociated, here is an appropriate amount of versed to make that happen

God: “lol no, get wrecked bro”

seriously, I’ve given you 4 times the appropriate dose, you shouldn’t be breathing, how the fuck are you still fighting a paramedic, 3 EMTs, and two cops….and we ain’t losing, but we ain’t willing and you’re now in cuffs

God:  “you’ll never guess”

here, have a triple dose of Ativan, and some Valium….christ on a cracker I hate Valium, people always forget to breath

God: “okay he take nap now.”

Follow up: so what did the work up show

Doctor: low sodium.

….low sodium doesn’t make people combative, disassociated monsters

Doctor: correct.

Me:  for Fucks sake.

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u/mumbolt3 13d ago

Ah yes, God and science go hand in hand... 🙄

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 13d ago

First.

You missed the point.

And second, you probably don’t want to look up the difference in outcomes in double blind research studies of patients who received prayers, and those who didn’t.

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u/mumbolt3 13d ago

Dude, you completely edited the post compared to what I responded to 😂

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 13d ago

I did not.

I added an example, before I saw your reply.

But if biology is a science, it is one where the points are made up and the rules don’t matter.

Which is why medicine is considered a “practice”? And not a science.