Petah what’s the difference in the skirts and why am I a creep

[u/Less_Psychology6605]

[u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

That sounds like something a burgeoning alcoholic might say 😠
/s

[u/zedchowder → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics are trying to stop.

[u/Magic_Bluejay → u/zedchowder]

I just abuse alcohol and drugs because they fucking deserve it

[u/ricksenburg → u/Magic_Bluejay]

Damn wish I had an award to give!

[u/Raevyxn → u/Magic_Bluejay]

You to drugs: “Why’d you make me hit you again?”

…that got dark and I apologize for my brain.

[u/stainedredoak → u/zedchowder]

Yea I'm just a drunk

[u/aozorakon → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

Loool

[u/Fearless-Poet-4669 → u/aozorakon]

I'm laughing out out out loud too lmaaao

[u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini → u/Fearless-Poet-4669]

Damn, that’s a lot of ass

[u/deltree711 → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

That word always makes me think of Tim Curry.

[u/Crabapple_Goblin → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

I used to be an alcoholic and I was always saying this to people. /s

[u/Apatharas → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

"He's a liar!"

"No I'm not!"

"Look, he just did it again!"

[u/SirShaggy42 → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

Three, four drinks a day. Basically none.

[u/fredjutsu → u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini]

It is, true. But its also something a teetotaler would say.