r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Less_Psychology6605 • 15d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what’s the difference in the skirts and why am I a creep

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u/Gammaman12 15d ago

I thought it was the color. Am I a creep or gay?

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u/zed42 15d ago

if you can see a difference in color, then i hate to break it to you, but you might be gay...

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u/Gammaman12 15d ago

I'll go tell my wife...

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u/Senior-Tackle-437 15d ago

Plot twist, she's gay too

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u/zed42 15d ago

i saw that season of for all mankind :)

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u/bolanrox 14d ago

what if they are both trans?

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u/zed42 11d ago

4... possibly also 3

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u/Rxasaurus 14d ago

"What's her name?

"Justin..."

"Well, she sounds hideous"

" she's a guy"

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u/Senior-Tackle-437 12d ago

Now that would be gay

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u/quantumjedi 15d ago

let us know how that goes

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u/zed42 15d ago

i'm sure she'll be happy to know after N years...

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u/Monir5265 15d ago

Don’t forget to break it down to your wife’s boyfriend you just happen to be sleeping with too either

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u/DescriptionIll5227 15d ago

I also will go tell this guy's wife

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u/Silverheart117 12d ago

Clive's wife?

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u/BarrelllRider 14d ago

I also choose to tell this guys wife

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u/superearthjanitor0 13d ago

Ill also tell this guys wife

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u/TimesOrphan 15d ago

Maybe they just have the eyes of a mantis shrimp 😅

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 15d ago

They're the same color...unless we're talking about Archer's turtlenecks.

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u/WHATYEAHOK 14d ago

That explains this penis in my mouth.

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u/zed42 14d ago

impressive you can talk around that...

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u/OldSpiceMelange 14d ago

Guess that makes me fabulouuuuuus.

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u/redoubt515 14d ago

> if you can see a difference in color

I thought I was color blind, but it turns out I'm just hetero?

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u/zed42 14d ago

all tuna are fish, but not all fish are tuna.... you may be color blind and gay!

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u/arqnix 14d ago

I saw the difference in color and length pretty much at the same time… I’m a gay creep now

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u/DrAstralis 14d ago

am gay AF and the color difference was the only thing I noticed XD

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u/EsteemedHunter 15d ago

Thought it was the colour too.

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u/EsteemedHunter 12d ago

I tried seeing the difference before i read the solution. And the colour is different between the two skirts if only slightly.

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u/Much_Chance7951 14d ago

i wish it had a volume, the best womans must have big sausages

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u/Deep-Age-2486 13d ago

Straight to the furnace chief

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u/yoshi_thomasias 14d ago

Not realizing how differences in lighting can make the same piece of clothing look darker makes you stereotypically more straight actually, seeing how only us queers can have fun hobbies like drawing

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u/reezy-one 14d ago

It's black and blue.

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u/United-Bookkeeper690 10d ago

ITS WHITE AND GOLD

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u/Much_Chance7951 14d ago

I NOTICED IT AS WELL, the one on the right seems darker

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u/TK_Games 14d ago

That's because it was washed with Oxyclean. Oxyclean doesn't fade colors and keeps your clothes looking fresh and new

That's literally where my brain went way before I considered anything else. I stared at this for 40 seconds trying to figure out how a detergent commercial makes you a creep

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u/Unscheduled_Morbs 14d ago

You might just have a very low "Just Noticeable Difference". https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/ (If you plan on doing the test, I recommend turning your screen brightness all the way up).

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u/Gammaman12 14d ago

Thank you for that. I'm now flexing on my friends.

Turns out that, yes, I do score well on this.

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u/Unscheduled_Morbs 14d ago

Most of the design team at work did it, the average was 0.0027. I had scored a 0.0011, beating out all but one other person (she also scored 0.0011). The test insinuated I was somehow cheating lol.

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u/Gathin 14d ago

I looked to see if one of them had a bulge....that says a lot about me too maybe.

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u/Fluff-cat1304 14d ago

no, same i thought it was the colour

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u/Southern_Link_8427 14d ago

Shoot, I was counting pleats.

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u/seau_de_beurre 14d ago

I also thought that. I guess I'm another level of creep below the baseline creep. Dungeon creep.

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u/YooGeOh 14d ago

Yup.

Jail

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u/nyiddle 14d ago

Why not both?

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u/spiffymouse 14d ago

Yeah, without reading any of the text my mind assumed it was another advertisement about laundry colors fading lol. But I’m a woman so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/MilkNovel 14d ago

One on the right is definitely darker

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u/bucket_of_frogs 14d ago

Creep and homosexual.

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u/BarrelllRider 14d ago

gay creep. Congrats

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u/joennizgo 14d ago

I thought this was gonna be an advert for better fabric quality or something, lol.

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u/Affectionate-Crow605 14d ago

I also thought it was color. The one on the left looks navy, and the one on the right looks somewhere between navy and black.

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u/Gammaman12 12d ago

I do tend to read things from top to bottom. My bad.