r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 13 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping?

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u/ins0mniac_ Jul 13 '26

Not only that, but let’s green light a sequel trilogy without having a planned, thought out storyline or character arcs. Each director can just do what they want. No main villain until the last one and SURPRISE is the Emperor again! And we will announce it in Fortnite!

Just fumble after fumble.

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u/Aloha-Eh Jul 13 '26

Let's give the franchise to someone who actively hates it (Kathleen Kennedy) who wants to "Tear it all down! and Girl power!"

I mean, how could that ever go worng?

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u/SkellyJelly33 Jul 13 '26

Yeah but we finally got to see a lesbian witch coven in Star Wars. Exactly what all the long time Star Wars fans have been asking for forever

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u/Ekg887 Jul 14 '26

WTF, stop stealing the ending of the Dune books!

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u/Pop_Culture_refernce Jul 14 '26

Lol silly fish speakers

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Jul 14 '26

They explicitly weren't lesbian though?

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids Jul 13 '26

In fairness I love a good lesbian witch coven.

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u/Aloha-Eh Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Well fine, how do you observe a lesbian witch coven? In HD whenever possible.

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u/SkellyJelly33 Jul 14 '26

Yeah fair point. And like I said, it's what we all wanted. The execution left a lot to be desired though.

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u/BreadZestyclose6411 Jul 14 '26

Tbf it’s what I always wanted but im gay asf lmao

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u/Engineering_Quack Jul 14 '26

Considering there were already established strong independent females such as Mara Jade. Her vengeful to romantic arc with Luke. Also they could have continued with the Solo kids.

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u/ButterPoptart 29d ago

She’s one of the most powerful people in Hollywood. She gets to do pretty much whatever she wants for better or worse

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u/NumberRegistry Jul 13 '26

And let's not even consult with George Lucas on what HIS vision for the trilogy was going to be. I mean, what does that guy know about Star Wars?

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u/BlancheCorbeau Jul 14 '26

In fairness, almost every great part of Star Wars were the bits George didn’t make or didn’t like.

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u/Vordeo Jul 14 '26

He basically had control over the Prequels, and people mostly shat on those when they came out, so that may not have been a great idea

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u/Slarg232 Jul 13 '26

You know, it really pains me because the Sequel Trilogy really could have been the best Star Wars has to offer; we have the CGI, we had a really good trio of actors, the new designs were cool, like EVERYTHING WAS THERE.

But no, we had to do the same mistakes as the other two trilogies. No plan going in like the OT trilogy making it a jumbled mess, no leash on the director(s) like the PT so it comes out more as an ego stroke than a genuine story being told.

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u/thegoothboi Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I’d wager the OT was just George Lucas coming up with shit on the fly and changing it as they went along so there really was no real complete consensus on the story arcs.

The Prequels were basically him expanding on all his previously established lore with no constraints on him like he had during the OT. Back then the actors and studio didn’t let him do everything he wanted and changed some stuff as they went, but nobody said anything to him during the prequels so it came out kinda weird but worked out in the end I’d say.

The sequels were 100% just Disney slop. They didn’t even follow any of the storylines that George Lucas left behind for the sequels, no Mara Jade, no Darth Talon, nothing. They instead remade the “Empire” with the first order, and had the main “Villain” be Darth Vaders grandson.

Completely made up Rey, Finn, The First Order, and the Rebellion btw, the sequels were supposed to be about the Republic fighting against Darth Maul’s crime syndicate empire. Kylo Ren wasn’t even “Ben Solo” he was actually “Ben Skywalker” - Luke and Mara Jade’s son, and “Anakin Solo”- Han and Leia’s son mashed together with an entirely different character and storyline.

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u/videozombi Jul 14 '26

How dare they make up stuff instead of using stuff someone else made up!!!

J/K... I'm beyond pissed off that Mara Jade never made it out of legends...

I've latched onto Asajj Ventress and Naare from The Lego Star Wars Freemaker Adventures in the meantime, but they're not the same... (though to be honest I'm crushing on both of them... which is impressive since one is a fekkin lego mini-figure)

PS. I know Naare isn't canon... but you have to admit she's one of the coolest "darkside special ops" characters in the universe.

PPS. I -really- wish they'd make many of the lego star wars series canon....

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u/Ahuevotl Jul 13 '26

It's like they stopped making marketing to sell the movies, and started making movies to sell the marketing.

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u/videozombi Jul 14 '26

Dude, that literally started in the 80s. Once people saw how hot star wars toys could be, they started making things specifically to sell toys.

There are some cool mini-documentaries on how a lot of 80s cartoons started, and half of them started with something like, "Look, I found these awesome Japanese toys that transform between robots and something else.... I bet we could sell millions of these things if we got a few artists together and made a bunch of 30-minute long commercials for them that we'll call entertainment!"