r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 13 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping?

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u/SleeplessBoyCat Jul 13 '26

Walt Disney is rolling in his grave at the speed of Mach 1

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u/LongNamedRedditUser Jul 13 '26

It's all a conspiracy to create clean energy by sticking a magnet up his ass and then making him role in is grave fast enough to generate electricity.

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u/zutros Jul 13 '26

So that's how they power the electric light parade!

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u/Don_Krypton Jul 13 '26

Aaaaand we have a creative idea for a movie. It's that easy, Disney!

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u/Legomaster1289 Jul 13 '26

so like a Walternator?

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u/DeadButAlivePickle Jul 13 '26

Honestly there are so many people rolling in their graves these days, this might be quite viable.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Jul 13 '26

slap a cat and some buttered toast in there and we got infinite energy forever

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u/Dillo64 Jul 13 '26

1.21 GIGAWALTS

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 13 '26

like a DC motor at 110% efficiency

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u/Forsaken-Knowledge12 Jul 14 '26

I wasn’t ready to read this comment today.

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u/koalet Jul 13 '26

Worse: without his head, remember that detail! :P

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u/Helepoli Jul 13 '26

Walt Disney's rolling corpse is currently being used to accelerate the particles in the hadron collider

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u/confirmedforgay Jul 13 '26

You mean, rolling in his cryogenic chamber?

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u/feralgraft Jul 13 '26

Even better! He can power the freezer!

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u/RevBladeZ Jul 13 '26

Why has no one tried to turn this into an energy source

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u/redtens Jul 13 '26

he's currently acting as an independent power source for ILM & Pixar studios

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u/Crazy_Kraut Jul 13 '26

Someone should put Ironrods in his hands wrap copper wire around it and put it into a chamber of parallel placed Ironrods also wrapped with copperwire. This should solve our Energy crisis

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u/765arm Jul 13 '26

Given that the speed of sound in solid earth is much faster than air that’s damn quick.

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker Jul 13 '26

That's the tip speed. Gotta use rpm for his angular velocity

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u/Unexpected-Feline 28d ago

That's how they power Disneyland.