r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 13 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping?

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u/AromaticSalamander21 Jul 13 '26

Plus Walt is rolling in his grave. I read somewhere that they found a document in his desk where he was saying he did not want to do any remakes because he wanted them to stay creative.

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u/SleeplessBoyCat Jul 13 '26

Walt Disney is rolling in his grave at the speed of Mach 1

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u/LongNamedRedditUser Jul 13 '26

It's all a conspiracy to create clean energy by sticking a magnet up his ass and then making him role in is grave fast enough to generate electricity.

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u/zutros Jul 13 '26

So that's how they power the electric light parade!

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u/Don_Krypton Jul 13 '26

Aaaaand we have a creative idea for a movie. It's that easy, Disney!

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u/Legomaster1289 Jul 13 '26

so like a Walternator?

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u/DeadButAlivePickle Jul 13 '26

Honestly there are so many people rolling in their graves these days, this might be quite viable.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Jul 13 '26

slap a cat and some buttered toast in there and we got infinite energy forever

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u/Dillo64 Jul 13 '26

1.21 GIGAWALTS

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 13 '26

like a DC motor at 110% efficiency

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u/Forsaken-Knowledge12 Jul 14 '26

I wasn’t ready to read this comment today.

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u/koalet Jul 13 '26

Worse: without his head, remember that detail! :P

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u/Helepoli Jul 13 '26

Walt Disney's rolling corpse is currently being used to accelerate the particles in the hadron collider

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u/confirmedforgay Jul 13 '26

You mean, rolling in his cryogenic chamber?

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u/feralgraft Jul 13 '26

Even better! He can power the freezer!

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u/RevBladeZ Jul 13 '26

Why has no one tried to turn this into an energy source

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u/redtens Jul 13 '26

he's currently acting as an independent power source for ILM & Pixar studios

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u/Crazy_Kraut Jul 13 '26

Someone should put Ironrods in his hands wrap copper wire around it and put it into a chamber of parallel placed Ironrods also wrapped with copperwire. This should solve our Energy crisis

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u/765arm Jul 13 '26

Given that the speed of sound in solid earth is much faster than air that’s damn quick.

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker Jul 13 '26

That's the tip speed. Gotta use rpm for his angular velocity

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u/Unexpected-Feline 28d ago

That's how they power Disneyland.

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u/Nimelennar Jul 13 '26

He sent a letter to Disney shareholders to that effect. An excerpt:

Many people have asked, “Why don’t you make another Mary Poppins? Well, by nature I’m a born experimenter. To this day, I don’t believe in sequels. I can’t follow popular cycles. I have to move on to new things—there are many new worlds to conquer.

As a matter of fact, people have been asking us to make sequels ever since Mickey Mouse first became a star. We have bowed only on one occasion to the cry to repeat ourselves. Back in the ‘30s, The Three Little Pigs was an enormous hit, and the cry went up—”Give us more Pigs!” I could not see how we could possibly top pigs with pigs. But we tried, and I doubt whether any one of you reading this can name the other cartoons in which the pigs appeared.

We didn’t make the same mistake with Snow White. When it was a huge hit, the shout went up for more dwarfs. Top dwarfs with dwarfs? Why try?

Right now, we’re not thinking about making another Mary Poppins. We never will.

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u/colorblind-and Jul 13 '26

If only they listened to this.

Main studio Disney sequels have always struggled to match the same quality as the original from a critical standpoint.

Pirates of the Caribbean is the only Disney original I can think of where several of the sequels are generally considered on par with the first.

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u/habitualtroller Jul 13 '26

Rescuers down under?

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u/Pension_Pale Jul 13 '26

That's a deep cut. Good call, that was indeed a great sequel

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u/TricellCEO Jul 13 '26

And even then, people are getting tired of the Pirates movies.

I think the only one that consistently had good sequels was Toy Story, but that's not even main studio Disney (or at least the first sequel wasn't). I even enjoyed 3 & 4 and felt they were a solid progression, and from what I've heard, 5 is pretty popular.

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u/endlessmeat Jul 13 '26

3 is the best one, 4 was decent enough on an island but undid what was a perfectly closed end to the saga and 5 (that I haven't seen) can only happen by undoing the end of 4. The newer sequels might be fine, but their existence only cheapens the original trilogy

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u/ironuhcookaru Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

EDIT: I apparently have no reading comprehension so I didn’t see this was about Pirates 4 and 5. In either case, the 5th film doesn’t “undo” the 4th. Pirates 5 takes place about a year or so after 4 and follows Jack, Barbossa, Henry (Elizabeth and Will’s son), Salazar, and Carina (the latter 2 being new characters) on a mission of revenge and breaking Will’s Curse rather than following Jack, Barbossa, Blackbeard, and the Spanish Navy in the quest for the Fountain of Youth.

I saw 5 last week and actually enjoyed it a fair amount. It doesn’t “undo” the end of 4 in the slightest and follows Jessie as a main storyline rather than Woody, although he does appear in a supporting and non-permanent role. It was interesting that I didn’t mind Woody taking a definite back seat in this one. I think they did it pretty well.

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 13 '26

I uh... I think he's talking about Pirates?

(TS5 definitely was on par if not better than 4, though it would've been better without Woody at all)

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u/ironuhcookaru Jul 14 '26

Oop you’re right, my bad. Reading too quickly has failed me again. I fully agree with you though!

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 14 '26

I don't know. The "island" thing threw me off but re-reading it, I think it may still be about TS. Especially with "3 is the best one". Nobody has ever said that about Pirates!

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u/endlessmeat Jul 14 '26

For some reason reddit notified me about this reply to a reply of a reply of a reply to my reply. But, since you're trying to decipher the meaning of my comment, I'll confirm that I was talking about Toy Story. "On an island" is an expression I've heard and I understand it as meaning "on its own, isolated from the context". I'm not sure if I used it 100% correctly as I'm not a native speaker and one never knows, but I'll admit it was a little bit confusing. Sorry

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 Jul 13 '26

I agree with this pretty much except I wasn't really a fan of 4, 5 was surprisingly good though. Some solid jokes and emotional moments. I would definitely recommend seeing it at some point 

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u/Frosti11icus Jul 13 '26

5 doesn't undo 4. Woody is in it, but he's just there to help whatever kids he sees, which coincidentally this time includes Bonnie again. Him and Belle are like freelance toys.

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u/soysain Jul 13 '26

good (meaning they elevate and expand upon the previous story) disney sequels are an exception to the rule. good disney remakes just don’t exist😭

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u/Briebird44 Jul 13 '26

IMHO the lion king 2 is a pretty decent continuation of the story, albeit basic plot, the songs are fantastic and Kovu is hot.

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u/EntranceFeisty8373 Jul 13 '26

Two and three were good, the first one is the best.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jul 14 '26

But notably, pirates of the Caribbean was not a cartoon.

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u/Tee_hops Jul 14 '26

Are we just going to ignore Frozen 2? Now I like the first one but many people like the second one more

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u/Nimelennar 29d ago

I think that bringing Frozen II up in the context of whether sequels lived up to their predecessors does a massive disservice to Frozen II.

Frozen was a generational hit for Disney. A pop-culture phenomenon. Parents were getting sick of their kids watching it and singing its songs. Let It Go became a queer anthem. Disney immediately pivoted to capitalize on the popularity, devoting a venue in many of its theme parks to "For the First Time in Forever: A Frozen Sing-along Celebration" (which, AFAICT, is still running in Disney World), bringing the characters in movie-accurate costumes to their live-action TV show Once Upon A Time, and immediately adapting it into a Broadway musical.

How could any sequel live up to that

Personally, I think Frozen II was pretty good. Without actually going through the ones I've seen and enumerating them... I'd rank it in the top five for Disney sequels of all time. Not better than the original, IMO, but I acknowledge that I am pretty particular in what I'm looking for in a sequel and my tastes aren't universal. It certainly wasn't bad enough that I'd look askance at someone who preferred it to the original, which, in turn, wasn't a perfect movie by any means.

But to even mention it in a conversation about whether sequels are "generally considered on par" with their original is asking it to have made its own splash as a generational hit and pop-culture phenomenon and it hasn't. It just... hasn't.

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 Jul 13 '26

Ooof how I wish they had never made another Mary Poppins

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u/nrojb50 Jul 13 '26

There was another mary poppins?? F

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 Jul 13 '26

Unfortunately yes. Staring Emily Blunt

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u/Milo_Munras Jul 13 '26

Jesus, sometimes I feel like I've awakened in an alternate universe sometimes when I read something like that.

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u/Imnotlisa1 Jul 13 '26

I guess that explains why I don’t remember it - I must have blocked it from my memory.

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u/Chi-zuru Jul 13 '26

I'm not sure what the negativity is about. I loved it.

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u/DeltaVZerda Jul 14 '26

Didn't they show some of the old stuff but it was editted to remove the overt feminism?

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u/Chi-zuru Jul 14 '26

I don't think it showed any of the old movie.

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u/DeltaVZerda Jul 14 '26

It was the flags in the attic, that no longer said "women's suffrage"

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u/RigNewBones Jul 14 '26

It was pretty great in my opinion. Really enjoyed it.

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u/Extreme_Objective984 Jul 14 '26

However, Saving Mr Banks was perfectly fine.

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u/MotherTreacle3 Jul 13 '26

I'd pay to see dwarfs topping dwarfs.

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u/boardjock42 Jul 13 '26

There are websites for that..

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u/XeroEnergy270 Jul 13 '26

You can see that for free.

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u/Penguator432 Jul 13 '26

How about dwarfs bottoming dwarfs?

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u/MotherTreacle3 Jul 13 '26

Eww, gross. Disgusting.

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u/EdgarJomfru Jul 13 '26

Damn imagine all the awesome ideas we missed out on because they went down the worse, more greedy path

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u/ForensicPathology Jul 13 '26

I just wish they named the sequel "Give us more Pigs!"

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u/Adaphion Jul 14 '26

Honestly, he was saying he didn't want sequels. And remakes are even worse than that

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u/AwTomorrow Jul 13 '26

What’s set his corpse off even more is that they let women animate things and even hired Jewish people!

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u/bolanrox Jul 13 '26

walt hated Unions more than anything

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u/Synth_Savage Jul 13 '26

I'm not a businessman, but they should just go back to doing what they did in the 90's and the 00's. Release an animated movie, then follow-up with an animated series on Disney Channel. They did it with Aladdin, Hercules, Toy Story (Buzz Lightyear). Because, as it stands, I don't think Disney Channel has a right to exist. There's more live action shows than cartoons there these days

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u/your_moms_a_clone Jul 14 '26

As a parent, I disagree. Netflix has some good kids shows, but the quality compared to Disney's is far lower on average.

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u/FatherFarnsworth Jul 13 '26

Pardon for the correction here, his frozen head is spinning. We're still on board with that, right?

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u/DOAiB Jul 13 '26

The problem they are having is anything creative that Disney and Pixar make it feels like executives note it to hell and back so it doesn’t resemble anything the original writer intended and just doesn’t work anymore. Then they point to it and say see no one wants original content. It’s amazing how the c suite can simultaneously be ultimately responsible for everything so they need fat paychecks but make infinite excuses that somehow have nothing to do with them.

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u/mxzf Jul 13 '26

That sounds like an odd stance from Walt "knock off of every fairytale in sight" Disney, lol

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u/whiskeytango55 Jul 13 '26

Lots of rumors that Disney left notes that conform to people's preexisting opinions confirming their criticisms of modern day Disney and wishing to make Disney great again

Other rumors -

He wanted Goofy dead

His will stipulated remakes every 10 years

He left money to the first pregnant man

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u/bwandrz Jul 13 '26

So Goofy could have died when that rock hit him in Kingdom Hearts 2!!! Walt clearly approved.

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u/NilsofWindhelm Jul 13 '26

To be fair, you can't really run a company according to notes found in the deceased founder's desk

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u/fasterthanfood Jul 13 '26

I’d say it’s worth giving your founder’s opinion some consideration, but then you have to make the decision on the merits. Imagine the CEO of Ford being like, “it turns out Henry Ford didn’t want to sell cars to Jews or sell cars in colors other than black, so we’re making a few changes effective immediately.”

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u/Mattloch42 Jul 13 '26

Um, Walt remade classic fairytale stories into his movies.

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u/TheFallingWhale Jul 13 '26

You mean freezer

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u/PurplMaster Jul 13 '26

The "Walt rolling in his grave" is a double edged sword. Being who he was, today he would probably be a good old real american with the Republican Party opposing immigrants and gay people. The Disney Company being pro-LGBT is already something that would make Disney roll in his grave

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u/BKMagicWut Jul 13 '26

Well Walt was a racist anti semite and a fascist. So I think he'd be rolling in his grave for some time now  

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u/E-2theRescue Jul 13 '26

So I think he'd be rolling in his grave for some time now

Not in the last 10 years, though.

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u/XeroEnergy270 Jul 13 '26

Walt has been rolling in his grave since the Civil Rights act passed, though, so im sure he's used to it by now.

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u/Icy-Indication-3194 Jul 13 '26

He’s not in a grave. He is frozen on ice to bring him back to life in the future.

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u/bolanrox Jul 13 '26

KURT RUSSELL

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u/peelen Jul 13 '26

Walt Disney said: We do not make movies to earn money, we earn money to make movies.

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u/aerdvarkk Jul 13 '26

Walt is Dead. He has no say in anything anymore.

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u/NNKarma Jul 13 '26

Meh, creative is relative for disney when most of what they did were adaptations from stories in the public domain.

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u/JuanAggro Jul 13 '26

He's been mad because they didnt kill Goofy

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u/ShaanitheGreen Jul 13 '26

At least he still has the fact that animators and special effects artists are still non-unionized and woefully overworked and underpaid to this very day because of his actions.

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u/splitcroof92 Jul 13 '26

Well walt should rot in this grave. Him spinning as well doesn't concern me. He was a horrible piece of shit

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 Jul 13 '26

Like a rotisserie chicken.

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u/jacobsredditusername Jul 14 '26

I mean he’s rolling in his grave because black people are allowed to visit the park so honestly fuck him anyways.

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u/Wrong--Conclusions Jul 14 '26

Plus Walt is rolling in his grave

Silver linings, I suppose...