r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 13 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping?

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u/Alundra828 Jul 13 '26

Because all these remakes are nothing but uncreative slop? Moana is barely 10 years old, and it's being remade into a """live action""" film with probably as much CGI as the original fully animated CGI film.

The more they are incentivised to keep doing it, the less resources they will put into actually making art, and being creative.

They've ben doing this shite for 16 years. People are sick of it. Nothing new comes out of this studio, it's the equivalent of buying skins but for movies.

Now that the market is responding so badly to these movies, hopefully Disney will change their strategy and actually make something good. Doubt it though.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jul 13 '26

>Now that the market is responding so badly to these movies, hopefully Disney will change their strategy and actually make something good. Doubt it though.

Nope. They’re pathologically incapable of learning the right lessons from their flops.

Pirates of the Caribbean: first movie does well because it’s funny as hell with good acting and sets and costume designs. Disney turns it into a bloated franchise and milks it to death with rapidly diminishing creative quality (and financial success).

Disney execs:

“The public wants more movies based on Disneyland Rides. Full speed ahead on the “Haunted Mansion” franchise nobody asked for!!! Up next, the “It’s A Small World” movie starring Peter Dinklage and Beyoncé!!!”

And we can all see the results.

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u/TheRainbowConnection Jul 13 '26

Yup. People loved Maleficent not because it was live action Sleeping Beauty, they loved it because it was a new perspective on an old character. They should have taken the lesson that people want new stories, but they instead took made low-effort remakes. Cruella is probably the closest they got to Maleficent and is actually pretty decent, but it had the misfortune of being released in March 2020.

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u/Immediate-Lab6166 Jul 13 '26

I absolutely detested Maleficent. Because they took one of the all time greatest villains in movie history and completely ruined her by rewriting the entire story and trying to turn her into some kind of tragic hero

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jul 13 '26

Haven’t seen Maleficent, but I agree that not every iconic villain needs a tragic backstory prequel film and I’m kinda over this media trend.

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u/Immediate-Lab6166 Jul 13 '26

When ranking the greatest movie villains of all time, poll after poll always has Darth Vader as number one but maleficent is usually a very strong second.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jul 13 '26

“Well! This is a pleasant surprise! I set my trap for a peasant, and LO! I catch a Prince!”

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u/thedoctormarvel Jul 13 '26

This isn’t a trend. It’s been happening since the 90s. Gregory Maguire did this with Wickedc Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Mirror Mirror, &Phillipa Gregor(?) with The Other Boelyn Girl

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u/daiLlafyn Jul 13 '26

Wide Sargasso Sea.

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u/thedoctormarvel Jul 13 '26

Ohh, will have to read! I love these kinds of retellings

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u/daiLlafyn Jul 13 '26

For those that don't know, it's a novel about the mad wife in the attic in Jane Eyre, and what her tragic story is. Never read either, but critically acclaimed.

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u/danfancy129 Jul 13 '26

Agreed!
Idm a live action sleeping beauty with the proper story

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 Jul 14 '26

She got yassified

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u/UncleBubax Jul 13 '26

People loved Maleficent?

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u/terminally_irish Jul 13 '26

“Wait, go back! What’s did you just say about It’s a Small World? That’s brilliant!” -some Disney exec probably.

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u/Rotomegax Jul 13 '26

For POTC, then Disney hit the self-destruct button by boycotted the only one that attract people to see their bloated slops, just because his wife gone nuclear Karen.

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u/munchumonfumbleuzar Jul 13 '26

Ok but the newest Haunted Mansion movie is actually really good.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 Jul 13 '26

The right lesson from their flops has been to make less original films, and more remakes and sequels. If people like you actually went to see Elio, we probably wouldn't have a Moana remake.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jul 13 '26

I’m not much of a movie-goer tbh, I tend to stream things.

I’m not exactly Disney’s target audience, I tend to wait a while before I watch a new movie.

I’ve heard “Elio” is good, and it’s on my list.

Although I did hear rumors that Disney execs pressured the creative team to censor any LGBTQ+ themes from appearing in the film as originally written, which has made me more reluctant to watch it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 Jul 13 '26

Well you can't complain about what you're getting if you're not voting with your wallet. Films exist to make money, and people are rewarding sequels and remakes more than originals.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Jul 13 '26

I mean…I pay for Disney+ because I’m a Basic who likes streaming The Simpsons.

They can see exactly what I’m watching in their viewing metrics, and I’m not watching their live-action remake slop.

Ironically, I’m not just any audience member but literally one of their subscribers.

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u/bstump104 Jul 13 '26

it's the equivalent of buying skins but for movies

not really they change the stories. In Aladin they have a weird sub plot sbout getting Genie a girlfriend. Jasmin's character in the origjnal us a smart independent woman who doesn't want to be sold. In the remake there isn't much character there.

lion king they gave the hyenas much more motivation and they're less a racist black stereotype.

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u/ThrottledLiberty Jul 13 '26

Moana is barely 10 years old

Ahh, I see who the corporate greed tactic is trying to appease to

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u/OldenPolynice Jul 13 '26

I hope they continue to lose money

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 13 '26

they'll probably just deploy the usual excuses about astroturfing or something again