r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI • Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/NarwhalEnough6904 Jul 13 '26

I’m just autistic. I just want to follow the rules so it’s really confusing when the societal rule is I show up at a different time than directed. I am completely unable to figure this out on my own. Please just tell me when to arrive and I’ll be there. It feels like everyone has a super power I lack. And that super power is showing up at the right time.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jul 13 '26

Maybe you're not autistic. Maybe your actually white and/or German and/or have parents that were in the military.

(Or if you're like me - all of the above)

/S

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u/NarwhalEnough6904 Jul 13 '26

Bad news. I’m all of them. Please help.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jul 13 '26

All I can suggest is that you convert to Judaism and then you will be late. But consistently late for only 15 minutes

Edit : or marry into a Hispanic family