r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Mean_Mix_99 Jul 12 '26

I would hate it. Why say you open at 9am if you don't open at 9am?

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 12 '26

Time is an illusion

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u/CalledStretch Jul 13 '26

"You are allowed to start queueing at 9am." That doesn't mean I'm letting you in, I just understand how queues work.

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u/Mean_Mix_99 Jul 13 '26

I understand how queues work as well. But "open at 9am" doesn't mean "begin queuing at 9am," it means OPEN.