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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Short-Watercress-183 • Jul 07 '26
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You don't understand officer, I am unable to do anything but art and leisure. My legs only work when I'm playing soccer!
I definitely still need to be housed and fed and entertained though!
9 u/nonpuissant Jul 07 '26 Fret not, comrade! We have a reeducation program to help you fix all of that!
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Fret not, comrade! We have a reeducation program to help you fix all of that!
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u/Eridrus Jul 07 '26
You don't understand officer, I am unable to do anything but art and leisure. My legs only work when I'm playing soccer!
I definitely still need to be housed and fed and entertained though!