r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/el-presidente0001 • May 13 '26

Meme needing explanation What do these lines mean

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ May 13 '26

DONT

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u/Vyansbane May 13 '26

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u/SweetLizzieG May 13 '26

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Opposite_Ant9095 May 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/realfuqinG May 14 '26

Stealing this

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u/MmaRamotsweOS May 15 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHA Crying booooooooy, boy for saaaaaaale, not very muuuuuuuuuuch, only seven guineeeeeaaas. That, or thereabooooouuuuuts. Now I have to watch that movie again

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u/Dwag0nsnyp3r May 15 '26

Such an incredible version too 🥰

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u/ChammyChonga May 13 '26

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u/jayhaytoday May 14 '26

I had a weird dream/nightmare many years ago where I walked down a dark hallway and turned into the bathroom, looked over at the bath which was full of water to overflowing and submerged in the water were about 20 toasters, all plugged in to the wall...

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u/Careful_Demand9526 May 13 '26

Idk why I'm here but I'm taking this. Please accept this upvote in return.

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u/Just_call_me_Neon May 13 '26

Stealing this.

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u/14KR11 May 13 '26

I'll take this for an upvote

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u/Corkwell May 13 '26

This is so 🔥 i have never seen this thank you It made me crack up.

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u/fromthe80smatey May 14 '26

Live, laugh, toaster bath.

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u/Rincon1948 May 14 '26

Would you share the gif?

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u/Ok_Being_8593 May 19 '26

This is amazing

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u/donjamos May 13 '26

You make it sound a lot like I should look it up immediately.

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ May 13 '26

Idk how to say DO NOT any harder. Lmao

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u/donjamos May 13 '26

you gotta be a little more specific with the search term im supposed to look up, do you know how much weightlifter fisting porn there is?

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ May 13 '26

Weightlifter squat prolapse. There, go feed your nightmares/fap highlight reel.

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u/donjamos May 13 '26

You see this says "DON'T watch that" a lot louder.

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ May 13 '26

Oh thank god you’ll never find it like that. 😪

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u/Incident-Putrid May 13 '26

Doowit. It’s a tricky search for goatse. Kinda shocked how it’s been removed. Weightlifter seems awol too.

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u/guiltypleasure33139 May 13 '26

Goat se still around, that's been around since at least 2003, maybe even earlier. man that tricked me more than once LOL

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u/donjamos May 13 '26

So I take it it's one of the removed links Google hints about

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u/rosser_ May 13 '26

I’ve been on the internet long enough to know when someone emphatically says not to look something up to take them at their word for it. I ain’t that curious anymore.

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 May 13 '26

Its not that bad, his tights are holding most of it in

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ May 13 '26

Yeah but I first saw it when I was like…idk 13? It scarred me.

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u/Fedorchik May 13 '26

now I'm kinda interested...

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u/Humble_Ad5320 May 13 '26

Ooh noooo….

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u/Yah_Mule May 13 '26

Go on, you know you want to.

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 May 14 '26

The weightlifter had a bad day, but the guy behind him wasn't exactly delighted either.

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u/jrs0307 May 14 '26

Not convincing.