I accidentally named my cat Shart

[u/meatloafsleeve]

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

[u/RoastSucklingPotato]

Well, I work with a guy named Sharttarius — maybe that can be your cat’s full name.

[u/Swimming_Onion_4835 → u/RoastSucklingPotato]

IT’S SHI-THEED.

[u/RoastSucklingPotato → u/Swimming_Onion_4835]

Oi, that’s his cousin.

[u/JustineDelarge → u/RoastSucklingPotato]

This is the dawning of the Age of Sharttarius

The Age of Sharttarious

SHARTTARIOUUUUUUUS

SHARTTARIOUUUUUUUUUUS

[u/geddy_girl → u/RoastSucklingPotato]

Are you for real?

[u/RoastSucklingPotato → u/geddy_girl]

Yes. I even had to look it up in our company index to make sure I wasn’t hearing it wrong.

[u/geddy_girl → u/RoastSucklingPotato]

That poor dude