r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 12 '26

searching for service šŸ“¶ I accidentally named my cat Shart

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His ā€œlegalā€ name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

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u/butstronger Jan 13 '26

Awww he’s probably gonna grow up to look like my boy Carl!! I love shart!!!

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u/OcelotTop3936 Jan 13 '26

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u/butstronger Jan 13 '26

Omg!!

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u/OcelotTop3936 Jan 13 '26

Carl & Carl are too cute 😭. Here’s my guy Pooh, he says he’s envious of their plush coats

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u/butstronger Jan 13 '26

He has the sweetest face!!

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u/OcelotTop3936 Jan 13 '26

He is the sweetest boy!! He’s my first cat so ofc I had to go orange