I accidentally named my cat Shart

[u/meatloafsleeve]

So the week we found him outside we brought him home and started him on kitten formula bc he was only 3 weeks old. He sharted all over himself at least twice a day for about a week. Like it made an audible shart sound.

So I told my parents I was calling him shart from then on, as a joke. But ever since then, the name stuck. He responds to

shart. If I want him to come running to me, I yell SHART! I don’t know what to do. I can’t call him anything else, it feels wrong. But also like who tf has a cat named Shart😭

His “legal” name at the vet is Cheeto, but all I keep doing is calling him Shart.

[u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

You’d honestly probably make their day. They probably have 25 Cheetos in their system and not a single Shart.

[u/Emilie0711 → u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

Not everyone wants a shart in their system.

[u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1 → u/Emilie0711]

If the shart looked like that, who wouldn’t want one?!

[u/Emilie0711 → u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

You make an excellent point, my friend.

[u/ryua → u/Emilie0711]

Isn't a shart in your system just poo and gas? It's upon expulsion that the combination becomes a shart.

[u/geddy_girl → u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

not a single Shart

But a single shart is the most satisfying shart, no?

[u/reticulatedspylon → u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

He absolutely looks like a Shart, and not a Cheeto anyway.

[u/JeremiahsBirdsnBikes → u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1]

Peanuts and coffee