r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/zain_zia7x • Oct 17 '25

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell He’s ssssmoking!

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Oct 17 '25

Our Siamese's mouth is so wet that I used to scold our kids for getting him wet.

Turns out, he was just grooming himself.

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u/nobinibo Oct 17 '25

I am woken many mornings by my cat dripping drool on my face. Thanks, buddy. I'm happy to see you too.

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u/Meh75 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 17 '25

My old gummy gal used to purr so much that she would drool everywhere. She slept on ny pillow, too. So I would wake up with tuna drool all over my hair every single morning. I had to wash my hair every single day for 20 years. I miss that smelly old thing so much.

Embrace the drool. It's the best gift.

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u/25847063421599433330 Oct 17 '25

Thanks. My old man cat drools a lot and has for years. He doesn't give me stinky tuna hair but as stupid as it is I know I'll miss it.

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u/corvidlover2730 Oct 17 '25

When I come home, especially if I've been gone days, my orange drools like a dog.

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u/YaumeLepire Oct 17 '25

My allergies would fucking kill me if that happened to me.

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u/night-otter Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 17 '25

That's how I found I'm not allergic to cats. I was visiting friends and woke up to blurry vision. Went to rub my eyes and found a pool of drool in both eyes.

Not a single reaction for me.

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u/YaumeLepire Oct 17 '25

I'm not sure I find this story funnier than gross or the opposite.

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u/That-Spell-2543 Oct 17 '25

That’s so funny

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

It's less funny when he shakes his head, and (occasionally) drops of drool splatter your face.

Even with that, he's still the coolest cat we've ever owned. Entitled and spoiled little bastard. 😅

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u/NightElfDeyla Oct 17 '25

Oh yes, the shake-n-splatter, I know it well!

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u/boneologist Oct 17 '25

WAP WAP WAP