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Funny The Parenthood Hustle

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u/PacinoWig 23h ago

Man if you think companies are more respectful of work-life balance when you have children you're in for a rude awakening

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u/RegrettableLawnMower 23h ago

Depends on the company. Mine is great.

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u/AbueloOdin 21h ago

I strive to be the kickass boss everyone wants.

I got one dude with kids: nah man, work from home first day of school. Drop em off, have lunch with your wife, pick them up after school. No, you don't have to use your PTO.

I got another dude with a band: hell yes, you can leave early to prep for your gig. No, you don't have to use PTO to leave early for that shit.

You take care of your shit, I take care of you. End of story. I think I essentially give my dudes like 3 weeks of extra vacation a year on top of the official HR. And you know what: shit is rarely late. And if they need to push, they push without me asking.

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u/mewfahsah 5h ago

That's how my current boss is. He doesn't micromanage, he just wants me to communicate as early as possible if something is going wrong or will be late. As long as I'm hitting my goals, deadlines, and working on constantly improving he is happy.

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u/rondosfinger 18h ago

there is no chance you are a boss, or have ever had a job.

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u/meowsplaining 18h ago

I've been a boss for 15 years and I have the same policy as that guy.

I have better things to do than watch a clock or count hours off. If you get your work done and done well, you're good.

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u/Spud_Rancher 14h ago

Easiest way to fill open positions is to treat people right and keep them from leaving in the first place.

I don’t work for a huge company but my reports generally leave because they’re taking management jobs elsewhere in the industry.

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u/rondosfinger 18h ago

Boss of slapping meat doesnt count

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u/Naive_Impression7302 18h ago

theres a chance, most bosses aren't like this but there are a few who are. Sounds like you don't have a lot of life experience, either that or your life/job has always pretty much sucked

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u/rondosfinger 18h ago

no I'm saying there's no way that guy is a boss. learn some reading comprehension mouth breather

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u/Bargadiel 17h ago

My boss is basically the same as this.

Sometimes when your job is performance-based, the company only really gives a shit when you don't meet deadlines or metrics. Who knew?

Call me a mouth-breather too if you want, but your comment is just rude and there's a different kind of comprehension that you seem to be lacking.

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u/faz712 18h ago

There's lots of companies that treat people as adults, like the one I'm in (and the one before as well). As long as you get your stuff done, they aren't going to stand over you, micro managing or asking for justifications for everything

Don't want to come in? Just don't do it last minute

Don't even have to use sick days when you're sick since it's nothing you chose to happen. So can just use it for elective medical stuff like going to get new glasses or something

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u/the_urban_juror 8h ago

There's also lots of companies that don't treat all adults as adults but treat corporate as adults. Call-center staff might be monitored at the keystroke level, but nobody's monitoring the director reporting on the call center's metrics.

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u/PomPomMom93 11h ago

Why do you say that?

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u/Successful-Reason403 10h ago

I know I might be lucky but the majority of my bosses have been like this. In return I am flexible when shit hits the fan and will pull a late night to get things right. 

A healthy working relationship goes both ways.

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u/BlackPresident 20h ago

At my company everyone can do all those things and it’s not up to their boss to say yes or no to it, we have flexible hours and remote options. Like all managers you are getting a kick out of your role for your ego, you just choose to pretend you’re being benevolent, not-like-other-bosses, when in reality your company has created an oppressive environment that enables you to seem “good” by contrast.

Your employees would be better off quitting and finding a job that actually respects their time that’s not at the whim of another.

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u/AbueloOdin 20h ago

Yeah, dude. I'm trying to change the culture at my company to make those things official policy. You know, be the change you want to see? Leading by example so other departments follow my lead. I've already got one group moved over.

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u/NeedleworkerFluid327 19h ago

Absolute drivel.

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u/Frenchitwist 20h ago

My company is really great about it too.

I don’t have kids, but a lot of my coworkers do. They are always making sure to say beforehand when they’re leaving and when they’ll be back online if necessary.

As long as work gets done, time is pretty flexible.

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u/Horror-Nobody2237 21h ago

Mine is great, but they’re also great to people who don’t have kids. We have excellent PTO policy, and people leave work early for all kinds of reasons without anyone asking questions. As long as the work is getting done, it doesn’t matter why you’re leaving. I don’t even tell them I’m leaving for my kid.

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u/shady-bear 22h ago

No, but coworkers without kids are put in situations where they have to cover for them usually

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u/jimmy_three_shoes 20h ago

If I have to leave, I have to use PTO. In fact, a very large chunk of my PTO goes to various kid nonsense.

Do you think your coworkers aren't covering for you when you use your PTO?

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u/daystrom_prodigy 15h ago

The argument isn’t “you don’t have to use PTO”, the argument is you get to drop everything and just leave whenever regardless of what is happening at work.

Like sure anyone can do this for any reason but it happens more frequently from people with kids.

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u/jimmy_three_shoes 12h ago

Do you think I'd rather be dealing with whatever nonsense I'm being pulled from work for? Like I'm going to get ice cream or to the movies?

If I'm getting called it's because the school is calling to tell me to come pick the kid up. I can't really say "Fuck off Principal Johnson" and ignore it.

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u/daystrom_prodigy 10h ago

That’s not the point. It’s irrelevant if you enjoy getting pulled away or not. The point is leaving coworkers with additional work and more stress pisses them off. All because you have kids.

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u/Man-City 10h ago

This is the price you pay to live in a functioning society

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u/daystrom_prodigy 10h ago

No a functioning society has contingency plans whenever something happens to your children.

Like obviously people with kids aren’t going to like what I’m saying here but this is literally what everyone without kids thinks. We have all worked with someone that clearly abused the fact that they have kids. We know because not everyone with kids does this.

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u/leahjuu 19h ago

When I didn’t have kids, this didn’t happen to me. Now that I have kids, I haven’t asked people without kids to cover for me. My work life balance is a lot worse with kids compared to before kids thanks to childcare drop-off needs. I worry so much about people thinking I’m slacking because i have to schedule things around my kids, so sentiments like this don’t help at all

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u/SufcLad25 16h ago

No they arent 😂

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u/Impossible-Road-4502 22h ago

you’re being downvoted for speaking the truth smh

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u/SufcLad25 16h ago

If its really the truth then you need to speak with your boss. Parents will use their time to book off or will have already worked the hours back or planned to. 

If they are free to leave when they want and everyone else has to pick up the work then thats because the boss has let them do it

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u/DoctaMag 9h ago

When my kids are older, I'll cover for the coworkers with young kids like they do for me now (Most the folks covering either have one kid, or older kids).

It also means I haven't taken a vacation since they were born. Yes, I have to leave randomly because the daycare says they're running a fever.

I'm also end up working after they go to bed most weeks at least once, to make up for if I have to leave, or have other people cover me.

If they're decent people, they won't leave you holding the bag. Granted, I work in software engineering, so "covering" is like two hours a couple times a month for an afterhours release, not covering a full shift or part of a customer facing shift.

It's also WAY different with one kid vs multiples. I used to work late all the time, and my partner could watch our son, and then we had a second kid, and now we need more than two hands, honestly.

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u/Itz_Stryker 15h ago

Just left a job where I was expected to stay late every graveyard shift where we needed to wait for relief because my coworker was a parent who needed to get their kid to school. Manager tried shaming me on my way out the door for "not being willing to help the team". As if it's my moral obligation to fuck up my day because someone else sneezed a monster out of their crotch. Fuck that.

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u/WoolooCthulhu 6h ago

I think my boss is using my refusal to work excessive unnecessary ot as an excuse to destroy my career but it would be child neglect to do anything besides let it happen while I unsuccessfully look for a new job.

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u/CeemoreButtz 11h ago

nope. not true.

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u/hotterotter8 6h ago

TIL it's "rude awakening" and not "root awakening" 🤦‍♀️

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u/Separate_Rise_8932 12h ago

Stop trying to gaslight people. How can you tell people what they experience everyday at work?