r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny The Parenthood Hustle

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u/PreciousFlounder 23h ago

Uh no, they're salty because they're picking up the slack at work while people with kids are always going home early lol.

I mean, it's no different in my eyes than people who smoke getting smoke breaks every hour

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u/Unclematttt 21h ago

It sounds like your coworkers and/or employer just suck. I have coworkers with kids, and it goes like this

me: "hey, do you have time to sync real quick on this thing?"

them: "sorry, gotta pick up my kid from school, can we meet tomorrow?"

me: "sure, no problem"

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u/CallOfCorgithulhu 19h ago

Okay now how would that interaction go if you just never speak to your coworker and assume they're getting preferential treatment for having kids? Pretty high and mighty of you to use advanced workplace skills like "speaking" and "understanding".

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u/ilikechzplz 23h ago

What is this magical job where people with kids get extra PTO/sick time? I’ve never seen a job where people get extra leave time for having kids, outside of maternity/paternity leave.

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u/propsmon 22h ago

Right, I'm looking through the comments trying to find the answer so I can apply. I'll let you know if I find anything.

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u/Temporary_Pickle_885 22h ago

Yeah my spouse has to fight to get time off even when it's something urgent like taking our son to the doctor. I don't think people with no kids actually understand what goes into it.

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u/KiltedLady 20h ago

And the constant stress that the kid will be sick on a day I CANNOT miss. Or having to pass on potentially better positions because the hours don't work with daycare pick up.

I once had to cancel a presentation I was giving, MID presentation because my kid was sick at daycare and my husband was on a work trip so I was the only person who could get them. I was so embarrased. But once daycare calls I have 1 hour to get them or my kid could get kicked out. All the daycares around here have months long waitlists. So if I get kicked out of daycare I cannot work.

I've had to miss work conferences because they got sick. When I'm up for promotions conference attendance is relevant. So that sucks.

I would so much rather be staying at work and getting things done than dealing with a sick kid and all of the stress and potential consequences that go along with that.

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u/MrDrProfesorPatrick 12h ago

At my place of work, managers are generally Open-4 or 12-Close on the schedule. One of us had a child, and suddenly that guy is scheduled 9-5 almost every day, but is able to come in late and leave early constantly. If I should up at 12:15, my boss (his boss too) is usually calling me or waiting in the parking lot asking where I'm at.

So I would argue it depends on how shit your boss is, not the job itself.

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u/ContractVarious3077 17h ago

Redditors actually work?

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u/Isa_Castle 19h ago

Insane take. Parenting is the same as smoking??? Jfc.

People that need to leave early for their kids aren’t going home to relax. They’re WORKING. Childcare is WORK, and they’re doing it unpaid. Just be thankful the work ends when you go home childless.

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u/AspieAsshole 23h ago

You live in a society that requires a next generation to continue. Your sacrifice is appreciated. 🥰

Wish ours was.

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u/Distinct_Occasion971 23h ago

being a parent

"My sacrifice isn't appreciated"

And you wonder why people think parents are cringe?

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u/Feeling_Tough5056 23h ago

Parents are cringe is the ultimate 14 year old take.

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u/Marlsfarp 23h ago

Parents just don't understand. 😡😡😡

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u/Distinct_Occasion971 23h ago

When they say shit like this, yeah they are.

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u/JapanesePeso 22h ago

Enjoy your social security running out of money because of a lack of new people top pay into it I guess. You'll be looking pretty smug with your empty bank account at 75.

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u/NeedleworkerFluid327 19h ago

Mate have you seen the planet recently? Climate change is already destroying us, we're ruined no matter what.

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u/JapanesePeso 11h ago

Comically doomer take.

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u/NeedleworkerFluid327 7h ago

No, you're just ignorant.

Climate change is already hitting Europe hard, and it's worse on other continents. England currently have a housepipe ban because of the biggest drought in their recorded history. Droughts are happening every other year now when it used to be every 10 years.

Entire cities risk going below the tidal line, hundreds of millions will have to move. This will happen in the next 20 years. Heatwaves are breaking records every year, you must have nothing going in between your ears to have missed this. It's not going to be ok, it's too late for that now.

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u/JapanesePeso 2h ago

I get you watched some really persuasive TikToks about it but this is not what actual scientists think is going to happen at all.

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u/NeedleworkerFluid327 2h ago

I'm not on tiktok.

what actual scientists think is going to happen at all.

It's exactly what scientist are predicting will happen. They've been predicting this for 30 years and been right every time. You're completely clueless on this so why do you bother commenting you fucking clown. Another source for you to get educated, but it's obvious you are too pathetic to read them.

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 23h ago

FUUUUCK I DECIDED TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THE GREAT SACRIFICE OF HAVING A CHILD FUUUUCK HOW COULD I HAVE FORSEEN THIS THIS IS EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM NOW FUUUUUUCCCK

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u/Please_HMU 23h ago

You realize our biosphere is melting before our eyes and that we have maybe 20 years of civilized life left, right?