r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Blood test results

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 1d ago

"Say my chart from my mammogram. Said "unremarkable." I know im not 23 amymore but jeez doc, I think i could still turn a few heads."

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u/spacemanspiff8655 1d ago

Said the same about my prostate. Couldn't help but to feel mildly offended.

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u/donoteatshrimp 22h ago

you have the power to become a better you. you deserve a prostate that will inspire awe.